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What is Eisen?

Nonce. Child Molestor. Someone who craves the touch of a paper slit surrounded by candy floss.

"To do a Tripp" - Groom an child of the female persuasion online, before meeting up for lurid sex in a parking lot.

I can't believe my father has been a complete tripp!

Did you hear about that weird dude from high school?

Yeah man, I heard He did a tripp.

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Eisen - what is it?

Guy from Murderdolls/Static-X who is a kiddy fiddler/nonce.

(to the theme of Postman Pat)

Postman Tripp, Postman Tripp, Postman Tripp and his kiddy poking dick.
Early in the morning
As underage girls are yawning
Tripp empties out his sack in his van...

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What does "Eisen" mean?

V., the act of using one's hands to forcefully persuade a substantially large tortilla chip into a small jar of salsa

DUDE!! that chip totally didn't fit into that young jar, so i madeline eisened that SHIT!

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Eisen - what does it mean?

The ex- Murderdolls guitarist recently sacked from Static -X on grounds of kiddie fiddling

It's common knowledge yet all the 13 year olds deny it 'cos they suck his dick

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Eisen - meaning

Internet messageboard slang for an online paedophile after the aforementioned guitarist was arrested amongst allegations of sex with a minor.

grym : Have you seen that creepy guy who joined up yesterday, he's a bit Tripp Eisen.

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Eisen - definition

1. noun; Ex Dope/Murderdolls reject, kicked out of Static X under child abuse allegations. Can now be found in Angel Drive Correction Facility.

2. adjective; "to do a tripp". Urban slang given to a child molestor.

"SJ did a tripp on underage Vicki"

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Eisen - slang

When one of your roommates sleeps with an opposite sex roommate and then the significant other finds out and throws you out of his/her house.

Did you see Jon?
No, why?
He totally got the Eisen Eviction.
Really? was it worth it?
Probably not, he has nowhere to go now.

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Eisen

When a male with diarrhea is conducting intercourse and the receiving party is covered in fecal matter.

"Jamie" was disappointed when he noticed the feces all over his legs and realized he had just received The Eisen.

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Eisen

A slow and limp person

He's such an Eisen!

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Eisen

A great friend. Kind of weird, but a really good weird. Extremely attractive, fun to be with. Don’t lose your Eisen. He’s good to be around! Don’t forget about the Eisen, he will be sad. Eisen takes good care of his relationships. Eisen is a bit awkward around some people, but once he gets to know you, he is much more open.

If you are ever seated next to an Eisen, be cautious. If you’re male, he could try and befriend you. Good idea. Be friends. If you’re female, he may try and seduce you or befriend you. Submit to either depending on your sexual preference and relationship status.

Eisen is friends with Harrys, Matthews, Michaels, and Andersons.

Person 1: you’re such an Eisen. I love you!
Person 2: 😢

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