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What is Eilish?
Eilish Syndrome (AKA Attention-Deficient Egocentrism Disorder) is a debilitating birth defect which substantially damages brain development of the tweenage females. Patients develop a compulsive need for attention and sympathy from everyone within range of possible contact. Often this is to compensate for crippling low self-worth and low popularity status in social circles. The name refers to the rates of this disorder among spoiled tweenage Billie Eilish fans. This disorder is extremely difficult to treat as it can be indistinguishable from other illnesses such as Down Syndrome, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Attention Whorism, and being a manipulative asshole
Symptoms remain dormant until around the age of 11 or 12 when the female is expected to begin undergoing pubertal changes and experiences prolonged exposure to internet faggotry. Patients are measured to be within the 50-70 IQ range, and are estimated to be comparatively intelligent to a lobotomized toddler.
Permanent treatment for Eilish Syndrome can be done through lobotomy or euthanasia. Treatment to alleviate symptoms can be applied with aggressive smacking of the face. The American Psychological Association recommends the dorsal (back) side of the hand to make contact with the face during treatment (also known as the "Bitch Slap"). Other treatments include kicking down flights of stairs, tossing from third storey balconies, and extensive roasting sessions.
Alicia's snapchat story: YO FAM, ISTG I'M SO DONE WITH PEOPLE NOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME. I'M DELETING ALL SOCIAL MEDIA Y'ALL ARE BARE SNAKES, IF YOU SB YOU'RE GETTING BLOCKED, I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS DEPRESSION.
Greg(reacting): uh what happened, is she okay?
Bobert(also reacting): nah, she'll be fine in 15 minutes, it's just Eilish Syndrome
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Eilish - what is it?
her homeland is golflinks and boy, she is proud. will be found with:
1. a mirror
2. foundation
3. a cigarette or bifta
4. a black man
person 1: yea i jus went down golflinks n saw that sexy eilish. dyou reckon she'd giv me head
person 2: yea, probly
What does "Eilish" mean?
A uprising religion among the Billie Eilish fandom (The Avocados/ The Eyelashes/Eilish Army)
They worship Billie as their queen and have found peace and comfort in her love for her fans and melodic tunes.
I have completely converted to Eilishism.
Eilish - what does it mean?
The religion of the Billie eilish fandom and hopefully to-be fandom name. When you all hail the KING Billie Eilish. Note: our fandom name isn’t: avocados, eyelashes, or anything like that, we don’t have one so please don’t call us that
Person: im going to a catholic camp, wanna go with?
Me: I can’t, I’m not catholic, I’ve converted to eilishism and am now eilish. ALL HAIL KING EILISH
Person: wait I wanna join.
Eilish - meaning
That girl is such an Eilish
Eilish - definition
An beautiful amazing girl who is so sweet and nice. She is quite sometimes but has great talents which make her an awesome person.
Eilish is so great!
Eilish - slang
An extremely random person who will regularly change the subject of a conversation mid-sentence.
Guy 1: OMG did u see scrubs last ni......wow shiny
Guy 2: Dude you just did an Eilish!
Eilish
So funny, she's a girl everyone wants to be friends with! Sporty as! Really good sense of humor and can be silly if she wants to. Easy to irritate sometimes but very loving and caring.
Hey look it's Eilish!
Eilish
Very good person, loves to hang out. is a silly person and has a great sense of humour.
Eilish has a great sese of humour, don't you think?
Eilish
Eilish is a amazing and such a pretty girl she is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet and is willing to give up anything for her friends and she will become very sad at times but wiill pretend she’s fine so be careful with an eilish
That eilish girl is so pretty I wish she would notice me