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What is Egg salad?
Where a man or woman defecates all over a woman or man's "greelz" and then the receiver "swooshes" the feces around their mouth and spits it back out into the original person's anus. They then leave it sit for twenty to thirty minutes. This is known as the "baking" period. After the time is up, the man or woman who was originally shit on, scoops the regurgitated feces out of the anal cavity and spreads it over white bread and proceeds to eat it and share it with others.
"What's that on yo' breaf' skank?"
"Jimmy gave me an egg salad a few minutes ago."
Egg salad - video
Egg salad - what is it?
The act of shooting an enema of unfertilized eggs up somebody's ass, and then fucking it thereafter and cumming inside to fertilize them. You then leave them there until they turn into little fetuses, and then then shit them out.
Dude, Jerry has an Egg Salad being prepared in his ass.
What does "Egg salad" mean?
Slang for 'excellent'
"I did what you asked, sir."
"Egg salad!"
Egg salad - what does it mean?
6 hard boiled eggs, shelled and mooshed up. Add a small amount of mayonase, a drop of mustard, some celery and/or pickle relish and salt, pepper and paprika to taste. Chill before serving.
Serving Suggestion: With lettuce on white bread.
The egg salad sandwich that my old man ate gave him such deadly gas that i made him sleep in the garden shed.
Egg salad - meaning
The act of inserting an egg into someones rectum as they are sleeping, or passed out. Upon reawakening they automatically clench their buttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow "egg salad".
While John slept Timothy, and Anthony gave him a rearend full of egg salad.
Egg salad - definition
Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."
Egg salad - slang
A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.
Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.
Egg salad
A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.
Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*
Egg salad
A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.
Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.
Egg salad
As in tossing a salad, egg salad is when you rim out and eat a girls vagina while she's ovulating.
"I'd toss her egg salad"
"the only egg I eat are people eggs in an egg salad"