Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Eastwood?

Similar to being "Munsoned." To be fucked up in such a way that Clint Eastwood would be proud enough to shake your hand because he has caused an equal amount of carnage in his movie roles.

Tom: "Man, did you see Tony get the fuck beat out of him?"

Scott: "Yeah man, he really got Eastwooded."

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Eastwood - what is it?

The act of speaking to an empty chair. Made famous by Clint Eastwood, speaking to an invisible President Obama in an empty chair at the 2012 Republican National Convention.

Some guy: Dude, are you talking to yourself?
Me: No, I'm eastwooding the sofa!

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What does "Eastwood" mean?

A tall ginger person who manages to injure themselves on a regular basis.

"You should be more careful, you're becoming such an Eastwood."

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Eastwood - what does it mean?

to use matches instead of a lighter

Anyone have a light?
-Here's some matches, I've been eastwooding all night

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Eastwood - meaning

v. Eastwood: To sternly chastise an empty chair in a vaguely befuddled manner.
n. Eastwooding

Made popular by the actor Clint Eastwood at the Republican National Convention 2012

Bob: Sarah fall off her bar-stool again?
Bill: Yeah. Man she was pissed... Gave that stool a right ole eastwooding.

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Eastwood - definition

The act of having a deep yet slightly incoherent conversation with a chair whilst pretending to be Dirty Harry.

My girl friend broke up with me the other night. I really wanted to give her a piece of my mind but since she won't talk to me I decided to eastwood my sofa chair.

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Eastwood - slang

A small place in Essex.
Near to Leigh, Southend, Rayleigh, Billericay, Shoebury, Thorpe Bay, Basildon, Hockley, Rochford etc.
Basically, Eastwood is the most amazing place ever, we're in the middle of everything and you wish you were from Eastwood!:)

Sam: 'I don't think I would ever want to move house!'
Jamie: 'Wow, you must really love your area!'
Sam: 'Course I do, I live in Eastwood!'

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Eastwood

Eastwooding involves posting a picture online of yourself talking to an empty chair.

Clint Eastwood opened up for Mitt Romney Thursday night at the Republican National Convention, in a rambling, off-the-teleprompter speech that at one point had him addressing President Barack Obama -- well, an invisible Obama represented by a chair on stage.

The Internet saw Eastwood speaking to an empty chair and responded -- and thus, Eastwooding was born

My dog is eastwooding in the living room (staring at an empty chair like all dogs do)

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Eastwood

A woman with a dirty, hairy vagina.

Named after Clint Eastwood who played the role of Dirty Harry.

Brian: "Hey do you wanna go down to the club tonight and pick some girls up"

Jeremy: "No, there ain't nothing but a bunch of Eastwoods down there"

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Eastwood

Eastwood = bigest chinese population outside of China. Often reffered to as "E-woo", similar to the closely located "E-ping"

Nah, don't really want to get rolled by an asian gang today

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