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What is Eagan?
The perpetrator of the Aurora Colorado shootings in July 2012. A mentally deranged murderer who initiated the largest mass shooting in the United States since the Columbine High School Massacre in 1999. Twelve people were killed and over seventy were injured, the youngest victim being three months old.
If justice prevails, this man will be given the death penalty and guns will no longer be allowed to be sold online, as this man purchased the majority of his arsenal over the internet without proper identification.
James Eagan Holmes killed twelve people and wounded seventy others. He deserves no mercy.
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Eagan - what is it?
A law that governs the flow of unfortunate events in time. Applies equally to philosophical, physical, mental, and emotional conflicts. Eagan's Law states that:
"Given a specific set of circumstances, the most personally inconvenient outcome of a situation will always be the end result. Should one make a decision to enact a more convenient solution, that solution will end up becoming more inconvenient than the first.
However, in the event that one recognizes the potential of the most inconvenient outcome, an equally inconvenient but unforeseen outcome shall take its place."
Over the years, many have equated Eagan's Law with Murphy's Law, which holds that "anything that can go wrong will go wrong." Although the two are similar in subject matter, Eagan's Law provides a more comprehensive understanding of unfortunate phenomena than Murphy's Law. Murphy himself admitted this often, crediting Eagan's Law as the basis of much of his own work (citation needed).
Josh: "I went all the way back to the front of the store for a cart, and now we don't even need it. Plus, it's the one with the shitty wheel."
Andrew: "Chalk that one up to Eagan's Law.
What does "Eagan" mean?
A city in southwestern Minnesota where females believe shaving of their bodies is a sin.
Did you hear that colleen doesn't shave?
Of course, she lives in Eagan, Minnesota.
Eagan - what does it mean?
A fictional TV show that is set in cold city of Eagan in Minnesota, it will be about two vice cops Sonny Cockette and Dickardo Flubbs, who keep an eye out for immoral activities in the city, but also make out in the squad car. A cop-comedy-action show.
Bob: What are you gonna do this Friday evening?
Steve: I am gonna sit at home and watch Eagan Vice
Eagan - meaning
An eagan is basically a wrist sweat band, any colour you like but red,white and blue is very patriotic. Never to be used in any form of sporting activity, or for wiping sweat. Named after a well stylish football/lager lout from erith. suspected of indicating cute dimples
I've got a lovely red eagan
Eagan - definition
To pretend to come from London city, but you are actually from an outside suburb.
This Eagan was strolling around London, you could blatently tell he was from Kent
Eagan - slang
A suburb of St. Paul, MN. Not super rich cake eaters see edina and eden prairie Fairly good at sports. Nothing really special here. Very boring town.
Edina is like thirty times wealthier than Eagan. Damn CAKE EATERS
Eagan
a name usually given to guys, usually depicts an extremely handsome guy who is charismatic and very fit.
wow that eagan is so handsome
Eagan
A gay who likes to cross dress as a girl. A type of gay who has nothing to do but be a prostitute. A gay who likes fellow guys.
Why are you being an Eagan?
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A southern suburb of St Paul, MN. Home of numerous bad employers with high turnover, especially along Pilot Knob Road. The noisy, nearby airport keeps rents low in the business parks, attracting less than desirable employers. An employment ghetto.
Job searcher: This recruiter wants to send me to a job in Eagan. Don't know if I should take it.
Wise friend: Don't walk away. RUN! Those places are revolving doors.