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What is EBOLA?
The reason for everything. When someone doesn't show up for work, or school, it is because of Ebola. You can catch Ebola from everything, including emails, gossip, old breast milk, etc. Don't look in your closet either, there is the Ebol-gey Man hiding, waiting to spread the virus and turn you into a zombie.
Where's Anthony?
He must have Ebola.
EBOLA - meme gif
EBOLA - video
EBOLA - what is it?
actually, the second guy was wrong. Ebola is a completely different virus from Marburg, and the first Marburg outbreak was at a plant that used chimpanzee parts to test vaccines, not a nazi test lab. Basically since chimp DNA is so similar vaccines work the same way which is why they use chimp parts. The Nazis really had nothing at all to do with Ebola. The first ever outbreak of Ebola was in 1976, many years after the Nazis fell out of power. Not that it didn't suck for the Africans or anything. Symptoms in the later phases include detachment of the intestinal lining from its place, hemmorhaging from any or all orifices, liquidation of some internal organs (not from stomach acid by the way) and the mind often slows down to stopping. There are some other rather nasty symptoms but those are the ones that come to mind.
"Hey, look, that guy just shat out his intestines in a huge gush of blood."
"Hmm. After thorough evaluation I have concluded that he has Ebola."
What does "EBOLA" mean?
A level 4 pathogen, the Ebola virus is pound for pound the deadliest disease known to man. Ebola has a mortality rate of over 80%. There have been 4 outbreaks of Ebola and all of them have occured in Africa.
The ebola virus ate away all of his organs and caused internal and external bleeding.
EBOLA - what does it mean?
A very deadly disease which the original host is unknown. Ebola was first recognized in 1976. There are four known subtypes of the Ebola virus, Ebola-Zaire which kills 90% of people, Ebola-Sudan which kills 50% of people, Ebola-Ivory Coast, and Ebola Restin which is not fatal in humans. Ebola causes people to spew blood and other fluids out of every orifice of their body, and is transmitted by these fluids.
You have Ebola, have fun spewing out your innards
EBOLA - meaning
"Its a disease on the Discovery Channel, where all your intestines sort of just slip out of your butt."
-Jesse Pinkman
When you say it's contamination, I'm thinking like an Ebola leak, or something.
EBOLA - definition
A disease originating in africa and caused by a worm that no one knows.
Random kid: hi
You: go away and shut the f*** up. You have Ebola.
EBOLA - slang
an infectious and generally fatal disease marked by fever and severe internal bleeding, spread through contact with infected body fluids by a filovirus ( Ebola virus ), whose normal host species is unknown.
Brianna:*coughs*
Everybody: EBOLA
EBOLA
A funny or lame term derived from the admins inability to properly keep his fingers from spontaneous posting. Usually, the offendee has no idea what they're talking about and usually comes out in a quick burst of emotion that is more often deleted quickly and efficiently, leaving no trace. To capture an ebolaism is quite a feat.
Hey did you see the Ebolaism that was posted earlier?
EBOLA
Something that is bad or unfortunate, particularly when playing video games, often to do with bad luck.
Wow, those textures over there are really ebola. THATS ATCUALLY EBOLA!
EBOLA
An electronic or internet-enabled version of Bola. Available as a web site and a smartphone app.
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"Have you got ebola?"
" Yes it's on my smartphone here - take a look"