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What is E-Harmony?
an on-line dating service for people who get bad grades.
Flonasia-"That boy Tarkis got three E's and a D- posted on hiz E Harmony profile. I finna be hiz babymama!"
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E-Harmony - video
E-Harmony - what is it?
Tom: Yo I've been get all these women on e-harmony
What does "E-Harmony" mean?
Based on the E-Harmony dating site.
Being E-Harmonied is when you are set up online (or sometimes in real life) by a third party to date someone, usually through a friend. This word can also be used to define how a friend is suggesting people that you should date.
Ex. 1: Stephanie totally E-Harmonied me yesterday, and now I'm stuck going to the movies with one of her lonely friends.
Ex. 2: Why is everyone trying to E-Harmony me? I like being single!
E-Harmony - what does it mean?
A retarded dating site where perves (most likely sex offenders) go to find dates. Tests have been done and it shows if you put a swimsuit model as your picture perves around 40 will flock to you.
Typical Chat on E Harmony.
(Internet Chat) Decoy to Match: I am 13
Match: Cool Come meet me at ur house
(Shows up at Decoy House)
Decoy: Come on in, I just have to do my hair.
(Decoy proceeds to door in kitchen covered by curtain)
(Chris Hanson come out of nowhere)
Chris: Why don't you just take a seat right there?
(Match is totally freaking out)
Match: I did not do anything sir!!
Chris: What are you doing here?
Match: Hanging out
Chris: With her? how old is this girl?
Match: eighteen
Chris: It says right here she say " I am thirteen"
Match: Uh..
Chris: Did you sent her this picture of your genitals?
(Shows pic)
Match: (Gets fed up with uncomfortable conversation and walks out)
Chris: Wait come back here.
Police standing nearby: Get down on the ground!!
E-Harmony - meaning
Tom: Yo dog have you been on E-Harmony, it's the bomb.