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What is Dutch oven?
Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one.
Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.
After my last Dutch Oven, I find myself sleeping alone.
Dutch oven - video
Dutch oven - what is it?
Giving a person to do that pleasure but the other person know pleasure of a nasty dutch oven
Nil:Mom come here Mom:yes. FARTSOUND. Nik: Dutch oven you chubby bitch Mom: I can't breathe
What does "Dutch oven" mean?
When you trap a living thing under bed covers and blow wind. (fart)
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Dutch oven - what does it mean?
When you are in bed with another person, you fart and both of you go under the sheets.
I'm going to dutch oven my wife tonight.
Dutch oven - meaning
Beneath the bedclothes after someone has played ‘Reveille' on the botty bugle.
"A Dutch Oven is the art of cooking ones partners' head beneath the bedclothes using cabbage-gas, made popular by Emperor Julius Ceaser during the hieght of Roman rule in Europe". (Adam Hart-Davies, from the popular TV series 'What the Romans did for us, 2003')
Dutch oven - definition
A Dutch oven is where you let of a gastly fart under the bed covers and trap it while your girlfriend is out of the room; when she gets back in bed, you force her innocent face under the sheets to see if the odour makes her vomit.
"Pete, last night i Dutch ovened my girlfriend! I wish it had made her vomit though..."
Dutch oven - slang
When a guy farts in bed with his girlfriend then pulls then sheets over their heads.
My girlfriend wouldn't do it with me last night so I gave her a dutch oven.
Dutch oven
Dutch oven is when you fart under the covers and the smell seeps out to your nose as soon as you lift the covers up. Because the smell is concentrated by the time it gets to you, it's ten times worse (or better, up to you) than it normally would be.
I farted under the covers. This is also known as the act of (or creating a) Dutch oven.
Dutch oven
1. Colloquially, a "game" in which one person traps another under a doona after a pungent rectal emission in order to "share" the odour.
2. An oven located in the Netherlands.
3. An oven made by a native of the Netherlands.
Whilst in bed...
Person 1 *farts* and pulls blanket over unsuspecting Person 2 and yells "Dutch oven!"
Dutch oven
Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers
Rosemary wasn't expecting a dutch oven but she got one this morning.