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What is Durian?
A spiny purple fruit that literally smells like turpentine, sweaty gym sock, and goat shit.
I have always joked about the odor, never having experienced it. The last trip to Malaysia, my hotel housekeeper left a durian treat for me and my Malaysian girlfriend. She gobbled it right up. I gagged and ordered her to brush her teeth before she was allowed near me. I had to seal the uneaten durian in one of the cupboards to avoid the odor.
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Durian - what is it?
this fruit smells like feet,gasoline,and fart mixed togeather... the first time u eat it.. it tastes HORRIBLE. most however are lured back to the smelly fruit for some odd reason and become addicted
this durian smells like my ass but it tastes amazing
What does "Durian" mean?
1. An oval-shaped yellow-coloured creamy-textured fruit, native to Southeast Asia. It is said that durians "smell like Hell but taste like Heaven".
2. Another name for Esplanade: Theatres on the Bay. (singapore)
It doesn't taste THAT awful...Try durian ice-cream!
Durian - what does it mean?
A large fruit enjoyed in asian cultures. Only those those who will brave the foul odor and dangerous spines are worthy to enjoy the repulsive slime contained within.
Eating of durian may be more of a badge of cultural identity than nutrition; in this respect, it shares company with Marmite, Lutefisk, Spam, and Poutine.
What insane person would flavor perfectly good bean-cake with durian?!
Durian - meaning
A thinly veiled metaphor, masquerading as a fruit. It's slimy, it smells funny, it grosses you out the first time, but then you swear it's the greatest thing ever... you see where this is going, right?
A: So, you having some durian tonight?
B: Eww!
C: Leave the kid alone, he's not into durian yet.
Durian - definition
You hate durian? Dude what's wrong with you?
Durian - slang
A metaphor for an individual who may be rough and biting on the outside, but is soft, and complexly sweet, and absolutely repulsive on the inside.
That girl is a Durian. She has a shady personality, but you know that she's a creature with dreams and personality and fears, like the rest of us. It makes me sick to my stomach.
Durian
In some circles this is an insulting name when it’s used to refer to a man. It functions as a more discreet and marginally less derogatory way of saying an extreme femimale or the biggest faggot .
This meaning stems from the reference to that Durian has been nicknamed the “King of Fruits.” Which in actuality could of been a rather cool nickname if it wasn’t for FRUIT having extremely well known slang meanings that can be highly offensive to both men and women:
- a flaming homosexual or queer man
- a man seen as being feminine due to being outwardly flamboyant.
- a man perceived as somewhat queer, who also is seen as stereotypically girly because of other personality traits like; hypersensitivity, weakness, whines, emotional frailness, or being emotionally over-affected rather than handling.
So a “King of Fruits” or “Durian” would be Royally Fruit-like and more so than anyone else the speaker knows
Bob: “Oh great, there comes Derek, or should I say Durian. I could do without his verbose spiels about what his new dainty diet or what his shoes are made of”
Barbra: “Shut up Bob, he’s talked about those things literally only once and it only lasted two minutes”
Durian
This awesome fruit that has spikes all over it and smells bad but tastes good.
"That durian smells like poo."
Durian
A fruit covered in spines ranging from 1cm to 2cm long. Dirty green husk with a creamy yellow fruit inside. The thick husk can only be hacked open with a machete. Usually enjoyed in South East Asian countries like Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand of which the 'D24' variety are considered most delicious.
The durian is considered the King of all fruits in South East Asia.
However, the durian is a fruit that you either love or really hate. Those who hate its aroma/ stench have described it as "smells like straight ass", a rather apt description for this amazing fruit.
fruit machete husk Singapore Malaysia Thailand D24 durian South East Asia straight ass
That durian attacked me with its spines and if that wasn't enough, when we did open it up, it invaded my nostrils.
I love durian.