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What is Durf?Mystic savior of Mudpit. When he was born, half the fifes exploded, signifying his incredible gift. Alive during the Middle Ages, he was the only person who could harness the fifes. Oh ya, he went insane and killed everyone. He started with France. But not French Canada. Cuz that's where my dads family is from. See also: fife Thank goodness Durf is here to stop the fifes... Holy shit he's the one controlling them! Durf - meme gifDurf - videoDurf - what is it?A shitty mod creator that only cares about money. If you become a Durf in life, you are a shitty, heartless person. What does "Durf" mean?Noun- A person who is an idiot or acts like a fool. "Whoa, did you see that dude wipeout?" 'Yeah, durf!" Durf - what does it mean?A word meaning idiot or douchebag " What's 2 + 2" other guy: "seriously you freaking durfen" Durf - meaningThe state of being hungover even if you are not. Aka Netflix in bed I am so durfed right now. Durf - definitionA bent or curved penis that has become that way due to excessive masturbation. Jim: "I think I need to cut down on jerking off" Durf - slangSomeone that is tall stupid and a hoe damn why is she such a fucking durf DurfA state of mind and body that is incepted after a long night of partying in which causes you to lose all grasp on reality and procastinate to your maximum capability. Common side affects are: Hands in pants for extended amount of time, continous gas release, temptation to consumption of "couch pizza", refusal of changing your pants you pissed in hours ago, allergies to any light source, smelling like a foot, upsett stomach, and Diarrhea. I'm durfin hard dude. DurfDry humping for Mormons to avoid going to hell. Normally done in jeans. Abraham : βDown to durfβ DurfThe act of Premarital dry humping. This occurs during the courting period for the LDS religion. Hey baby girl, lemme Durf |
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