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What is durfed?
A state of mind and body that is incepted after a long night of partying in which causes you to lose all grasp on reality and procastinate to your maximum capability. Common side affects are: Hands in pants for extended amount of time, continous gas release, temptation to consumption of "couch pizza", refusal of changing your pants you pissed in hours ago, allergies to any light source, smelling like a foot, upsett stomach, and Diarrhea.
I'm durfin hard dude.
I'm in a strange state of durf.
hey man! whats ya doin?...Durfin
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Durfed - what is it?
1) when your having sex and you fart, and a little piece of shit slides down your leg and on to ur partner.
2) when you miss shots on goal when playing soccer.
EXAMPLES:
1) did u hear Austin Durfed last night on top of Jen.
2) ha,ha, Austin Durfed it again he never makes it.
What does "durfed" mean?
Noun: a name for the hair that grows on the taint (see also; taint or gooch)
see also "taint knot"
Your gooch looks nasty, bro. You need to trim the durf.
Durfed - what does it mean?
"one, two, three, four, five, durf, six, seven."
"fifteen, durfteen, sixteen."
"fiftynine, durftyone, durftytwo, durftythree..."
Durfed - meaning
The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.
That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire
Durfed - definition
Dry humping for Mormons to avoid going to hell. Normally done in jeans.
Abraham : “Down to durf”
Betty: “Let me put some jeans on”
Durfed - slang
The act of Premarital dry humping. This occurs during the courting period for the LDS religion.
Hey baby girl, lemme Durf
Durfed
The act, most commenly used by mormon girls, of dry humping through clothes. Often accompanied by blue balls on the part of the guy and a guilty concience in the part of the girl.
We were durfing so hard on her counter I thought my dick might break.
Durfed
Durfing is the combination of the words Denim and Surfing. It’s a common act between 2 people who are remaining abstinent, but trying to show the highest level of affection possible. That, or they are just there to have fun. Either way, it’s a common pass-time of teenagers who aren’t ready for kids.
Bro! You’ll never believe it! I saw Jessica and Kyle Durfing in the Wendy’s Parking Lot!
Durfed
The act of dry humping while making out, mostly between "normal mormons" in Provo, Utah. A typical hookup among mormon millenials involves making out and durfing aka "dick surfing" at a lookout spot such as the Y parking lot or Squaw Peak
"Dude I totally hooked with this chick from my ward last night"
"Yeah? Is she good in bed?"
"I dont really know man we were just making out and durfing in the backseat of my car"