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What is Dunwoodie?
Considered one of the top schools in the nation, Dunwoody Highschool is located in the suburbs of Atlanta. It's noticable features are it's patriotic school colors (which apparently use to be maroon and gold, think Harry Potter) and big baseball field. The U.S. seems to think the teaching at it is impecable, but most of the teachers don't really have their shit together. All the preppy kids brag about smoking weed and spend their weekend in Perimeter Mall at American Eagle. All the punk/goth/emo kids spend their time talking about how they smoke weed and all the unique-ness they have in their lives (such as saying how many times they've seen Donnie Darko, A Clockwork Orange, or Rocky Horror Picture Show) and how they're deep, tortured souls. All the black and hispanic kids (all mostly from Stone Mountain or Doraville) hang out with eachother in packs and talk about how Girl #1 was caught hanging out with Guy#1 but Guy#1 was Girl#2's boyfriend. Every other race is caught hanging out together in small groups and whispering jokes in their native language. If you the couple of people left who aren't in a specific popular group, everyone stares at you if you act like you have an opinion or if you try the slightest bit to fit in.
Punk/Goth/Emo - Hey! Let's go to Little Five Points this weekend and score some green!
Prep - Oh cool but I have to stop be the mall first
Black/Hispanic - I gotta hang out with my niggas this weekend
Everyone Else - Wasn't invited...will be going to Dunwoody High School sponsored event instead
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Dunwoodie - what is it?
A male who lives in the suburb of Atlanta "Dunwoody". The whole population of the area are rich assholes who live off there daddy's money. They usually drive mommy and daddy's hand me downs and take 15 years to graduate school, and even longer to move out of the house.
That guy in the Jeep Wrangler just cut me off . I can tell by the vape cloud he is a Dunwoody Douche!
I live in my parents house at 25 years of age, I am a Dunwoody Douche!
What does "Dunwoodie" mean?
The ultimate level of being pissed off.
Frown often, get good deals on cars but still be pissed off all the time.
When you are sawing logs in your sleep, only to be woken up in the middle of the night, having to get up to go to the bathroom in only your underwear, super pissed.
*Also to be a piece of shit.
1. (While operating a Hi-Lo/Forktruck)
- "I thought I told you not to put that there!" Now I'm Dunwoody pissed, so I'm gonna speed away pissed off. Watch my shit hair blow in the wind as I throw some rocks in your face with the tires of my Hi-Lo.
2. (While sawing logs in your sleep)
- I was trying to get some God damn sleep! Now I've gotta get up in only my white underwear and go to the bathroom. Slamming doors open and closed, super Dunwoody pissed. Watch my shit hair blow in the gust of wind I have created by slamming doors.
Dunwoodie - what does it mean?
An embarrassingly bad basketball dunk, referencing the viral video of Dunwoody High School's hilariously awful basketball team's dunk line.
Person 1: *Misses Dunk while playing basketball.*
Person 2: "Damn... that was so bad it's a Dunwoody Dunk"
Dunwoodie - meaning
A rich, white suburbanite that lives in Dunwoody, Georgia. Dunwoody kids usually wear brands such as Southern Tide, Polo Ralph Lauren, and Vineyard Vines. They often excel at "sports" such as Cross Country, Tennis, Golf, and Lacrosse. They are also usually very sheltered and spoiled.
Person 1: "Wow, he's wearing Sperry's. He's probably a total Dunwoody Kid."
Dunwoodie - definition
Mothers who live in Dunwoody a rich city in the burbs of Atlanta where everyone lives in huge expensive house. They drive around in expensive SUVs and because they're usually stay at home moms they spend their time driving to their kids private school to help with the PTA or meet with their book club, getting their nails done, going to the mall, and sticking up their noses and acting really snobby everytime they see anyone in baggy clothing or talking slang. They never hesitate to call the police if they think anything is semi sketchy in their gated communities. Their favorite activity however is to gossip about how their family is so perfect even though their kid is really the biggest drugy and their husband is fucking their next door neighbor.
Kid 1: god my moms so fucking nosey why can't she mind her own business!
Kid 2: damn! looks like you got a dunwoody mom!
Kid 1: fuck! oh well wanna get high?
Kid 2: won't your mom find out?
Kid 1: hell no! she thinks I'm such a goodie two shoes
Dunwoodie - slang
Verb: To dunwoody. The act of one man providing hand relief for another man.
Mustafa: "Man I heard that Jonas dunwoodied Billy last night!"
Gandalph: "No way dude! Dunwoody! Gross!"
Dunwoodie
Twisted upper middle class suburb just outside of the Atlanta perimeter.
Synonymous with: Drugs, money, sordid affairs, winningest football, white people, hypocrisy, gardeners, M to M busing, private schools
Julian: Man, after school let's grab a six pack and smoke some shit behind the church.
Clay: Sounds good, chico man. Dunwoody...fuck.
Dunwoodie
A cool but deeply twisted middle class suburb of Atlanta, Georgia that home to some of America's finest
Dunwoody is like a toilet bowl that constantly flushes, you have to be the turd that floats
Dunwoodie
The state of your penis after ejaculating, but still being erect.
Her: "That was great, wanna go for round two?"
Him: "Nah girl, its a Dunwoodie"