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What is Dumbledore?
A manipulative old swine who allowed Harry Potter to spend over 16 years with a horcrux in his head.
" you are that manipulative that you are almost Dumbledore."
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Dumbledore - what is it?
The "Gay" Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Recently came out of the closet at a press conference held by J.K. Rowling. Rowling hinted at this notion by saying Dumbledore had a man crush on Gellert Grindelwald. Grindelwald met his demise at the hands of his gay lover, Dumbledore.
You know how I know you're Dumbledore?
- You listen to Coldplay!
Mommy I saw Daddy kissing another man, does that mean he's Dumbledore?
That mesh shirt you're wearing right now makes you look super Dumbledore.
Dude look at that gay male cheerleader. "You're queer Mr. Cheerleader Man you." "Come on now, thats potically incorrect, he's Dumbledore!"
What does "Dumbledore" mean?
Someone who is dumb, or can't catch the obvious.
Him: What re you guys talking about?
Me: You, you fricken Dumbledore.
Dumbledore - what does it mean?
IS GAY!
(and apparently in love with Grindevald
XD
Dumbledore.....
Grindevald.....
WHAT?!
Wow, the Christians will lov this.... hahahahahahahaha
Dumbledore - meaning
Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Thinks he is the puppet master.
Likes: endangering or otherwise harming children, manipulating people, hiring unstable, dangerous or psychologically scarring teachers, shagging other guys
Dislikes: Voldemort (he's jealous!)
AKA Dumbledoofus.
Wow, Dumbledore sure was a jerk for making Harry move in with the Dursleys.
Dumbledore - definition
To be gay. IE The act of being gay.
Dood! I the hotel lists the pornos you watched, your so dumbledore.
Tyler: I saw you fist that handsome young strapping apple core down the street, you so dumbledore!
Andre: Why?
Dumbledore - slang
An old fashioned word for a bee (bumble bee) used predominantly in Dorset, UK
I stread on a dumbledore (I stood on a bee)
Dumbledore
AN ASSHOLE WHO LEFT HARRY IN AN ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD WHICH IN NO WAY IS ACCEPTABLE
Jai: On a scale of Justin Beiber to Dumbledore, how much of an asshole is he?
Emmah: Dumbledore level of assholity.
Dumbledore
A biased bitch who only cares about the Gryffindors.
Dumbledore is such an asshole! Can you believe he gave Gryffindor 500 points? We Slytherin should have won that House Cup!
Dumbledore
The most badass wizard to ever live. He won a duel against Gellert fucking Grindelwald, was named the most powerful wizard of his time, and was even headmaster of Hogwarts for a while, until he ordered Severus Snape to kill him because he fucked up his hand on a ring - one of Voldemort's horcruxes - which he destroyed. Like a boss.
Harry: I'm Dumbledore's man through and through.