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What is Coldplay?
A band from Britain containing four powerful and intelligent members, Chris Martin (vocals), Jon Buckland (guitar), Guy Berryman (bass) and Will Champion (drums). Originally called Starfish, they first hit it big with their song "Yellow" which is on their debut album, Parachutes. Since their first album in 2000, they have released two more sensational albums, recently releasing X&Y which became the best-seller in Europe and America.
Coldplay gets a lot of crap from people who dislike them. It's either you love Coldplay or you hate Coldplay. However, Coldplay writes very philosophical lyrics and people complain and say that they want to be the next U2, but they sound nothing like U2, but they sound like Radiohead, but both bands are still stellar.
Chris Martin is currently the poster child for the Make Trade Fair charities and for OXFAM.
Coldplay does some amazing work both on and offstage. We all should be thinking about what they're doing for the world instead of maybe hating on them like many people like to do.
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Coldplay - what is it?
A very talented band who make amazing music.
I'm going to listen to 'Parachutes' by Coldplay because they are a very talanted band who make amazing music!
What does "Coldplay" mean?
Possibly the lamest band in existence. Their entire catalogue is nearly a carbon copy of a short phase Radiohead went through before moving onto other things like people with actual artistic talent tend to do. Coldplay's lyrics are horridly generic, and their lead singer (Chris Martin) likes to wallow in his own sadness and deliver all his lines as if he's about to start crying at any second like a giant doucher.
Coldplay fans often claim to like the band on the grounds that their lyrics are really provocative and profound. It is best to avoid all interaction with these people, as their semi-retardation has been proven to be contagious. They can be identified by the shit stains around their eyes, nose, and mouth due to them habitually burying their heads in their own, and each other's, anuses
Coldplay fan: Dude WTF!? I passed off these Coldplay lyrics as my own work for this poetry assignment in English, didn't get caught, and STILL got a D!! Plus now the short bus shows up at my house every day before school to pick me up! FML!
Person with any musical knowledge whatsoever: Just stay at least 10 feet away from me dude.
12-year-old girl: Hey Chris Martin, thanks for coming over to have sex with me.
Chris Martin: Are you kidding? I like men. I just need your diary to write 12 new songs for the next Coldplay album.
Coldplay - what does it mean?
Noise that people call music and every song sounds the same.
Just a way for people to be cool
The sound of styrofoam rubbing together is Coldplay.
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Eww, you like Coldplay? You must hate life!
Coldplay - meaning
1. A band that writes easily accessible music that happens to be entirely void of meaningful substance.
2. Adult contemporary emo
3. Shit on a stick
Hi! My name is Chris Martin from the rock and roll band Coldplay. All I want to do is be like Thom Yorke, save the world, and name my kids after fruit!! OMG <333
Coldplay - definition
A forgotten secret Nazi vengeance weapon next to the V1 flying bomb and the V2 rocket.
The use of Coldplay on the civil population causes severe social problems such as: mass depression, mass self-pity, mass nausea
and also brutal anger in partially immune civilians.
Long term effects include severe debilitation and apathy.
Coldplay on the radio:
"Is there anybody lost and hurt(...)"
.....
*Mass Sobbing*
Coldplay - slang
Plays alternative rock. Published the albums Parachutes (2000) and A rush of blood to the head (2002). Consists of Chris Martin (vocals, piano, guitar), Jonny Buckland (guitar, harmonics), Guy Berryman (Bass) and Will Champion (drums).
I just want to listen to Coldplay.
Coldplay
A verb. To coldplay. The act of taking someone else's idea and passing it off as your own.
Man 1: Hey check out this cool hat
Man 2: Yeah thats a pretty sweet item of headgear there
*later*
Man 1: Hey whats that on your head?
Man 2: Oh, um, nothing...
Man 1: Dude you totally coldplayed my idea.
Coldplay
The band that produces thirty second songs on repeat for four and a half minutes.
Dude 1: Dude is your ipod on repeat?
Dude 2: No its just coldplay
Coldplay
A fantastic British Alternative Rock Band(experimented with many different genres by now), band consists of Chris Martin, Jonny Buckland, Guy Berryman, and Will Champion. They have released 6 studio albums to date, Parachutes, A Rush of Blood to the Head, X and Y, Viva La Vida or Death and all his Friends, Mylo Xyloto, and their latest being Ghost Stories in 2014. All the members are very talented and have equal parts in most songs. Coldplay has their own unique sound and every one of their albums has it's own unique sound which is fucking awesome, seriously they have never made the same album twice. One of the biggest selling acts of the 2000s so far. Liked by many by Criticized by some on here that for some reason hate music that isn't all repetitive pop bullshit, so kindly suck my ass if you don't like them. Have songs that are slow and mellow but still great, and also really high energy songs. Also are amazing live. Major hits include Viva la Vida, Clocks, Paradise, The Scientist, Yellow, Fix You, Speed of Sound, A Sky Full Of Stars
I turned on the radio and Coldplay came on and my day immediately became better.