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What is Dry bones?A person, subject or situation which is dull, tiresome, boring, mundane - causing the sufferers to sigh, raise their heads to the sky, and wish they were anywhere else but here or with this person. That meeting achieved nothing, it was pointless and wasted my life, it was bone dry. Dry bones - videoDry bones - what is it?Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed and general retardedness of any non handicap persons. See also several advanced states including but not limited to; bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone. "Dude! You just fell on your face! Your bone dry!" What does "Dry bones" mean?Dry Bones hit me with a fucking banana Dry bones - what does it mean?A task or undertaking which is boring or dull. Which makes you question life, your job, and your own existence. Colleague: "My boss just asked me to check through a 64,000 row spreadsheet" Dry bones - meaningOriginally a skeletal minion in the Mario games that would continue to come back to life. But could also describe a female (preferably ugly and skeletal in appearance) with whom you have had an intended short relationship and she will continue to show up awkwardly everywhere. Yo, that chick that I hooked up with. Shes freakin dry bones, she keeps popping up everywhere. Dry bones - definitionThe act of penetrating a vagina or anus without prior foreplay (human skin-on-skin contact) or lubrication. Ok, so I'd had a beer or two. On my way home, kebab in hand, I called in on an 'old friend'. Having spent my energies devouring the stale kebab, I revealed my boner and penetrated the walls of her superdry cobwebbed vagina. It was the first skin on skin contact we had made. We didn't even pass one word of conversation. I went home. Dry bones - slangShe wanted me to use the KY, but i'd rather "Dry Bone" her browneye. Dry bonesGetting a dry socket from oral sex. No oral sex after wisdom teeth surgery, you dont wanna dry bone like your mom! Dry bonesIt is pretty much the skeletal remains of a turtle which debuted in super mario bros.3 which is reanimated and pretty much portrayed as a zombie. In the 90s, The apearances of Dry Bones was relatively low, and many people felt it was the end of the baddies era. However,in recent years and games, Dry Bones has been welcomed back into Mario games and not neccesarily as an enemy. He is a playable character in the newest Mario Party game (8). In fact, Dry bones is arguably the most popular character to play as in Mario Kart DS. DRY BONES IS THE SHIT! You'll see,you fuckers.Dry Bones is going to be the new Coca-cola in town. billboards and advertisements everywhere portraying him. Dry bonesThe most basic way to describe Dry Bones is a Zombie Koopa. Mario jumps on a dry bones and walks away, before he makes it to the end of the screen the bones start to shake and BAM instant dry bones |
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