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What is Douche chill?
A phrase used to describe the awkward moment which ensues after someone you know to be a douche bag says or does something to embarrass themselves. Works best when said in a sort of melody with the "douche" staccato and the "chill" legato.
Girl 1: Sarah's been absent from school a lot lately.
Girl 2: I know! She's absent like ten days a week!
Girl 1: Douche chill...
Douche chill - video
Douche chill - what is it?
the chills you receive when someone is acting like a TOTAL douche. the only cure is to destroy said persons babymaker and put them in their place.
im gettin some serious douche chills from you.
i couldnt handle the douche chills 24/7 so i broke up with him.
he gave us all serious douche chills so we destroyed his babymaker and hes aight now.
What does "Douche chill" mean?
the awkward cold feeling a girl gets when cleaning her cooch. used as slang to describe something awkward.
bob: yo tom i heard you banged some really fat chick last nite.
tom: yeah it was your sister.
dick: DOUCHE CHILL!
Douche chill - what does it mean?
a shooting spine tingling chill felt throughout the entire body brought on by a awkward, embarrassing or uncomfortable moment...This can be either self inflicted by embarrassing the shit out of yourself in a public setting or secondary to witnessing someone else doing something corny, douchie or creepy...douche chills only last for a short time but are very scary...the harvard medical journal did a study on douche chills and concluded as little as ONE episode of douche chills inflicted on someone by another is known to end personal friendships or relationships...so try not to be a douche bag or make a ass out of yourself...
"everytime that kid opens his friggin mouth he gives me douche chillssss"
Douche chill - meaning
Originally from the Howard Stern Show in the 1980s, when Robin described friends of hers experiencing a shiver while cleansing their vaginal palette. Howard generalized this to mean a kind of overload of the senses. This first episode was re-aired on the "History of Howard Stern" broadcast during the last week of 2008.
Hearing someone else get credit for that term just gives me douche chills
Douche chill - definition
1. A feeling of strong embarrasement for and verbal or physical act someone else has preformed.
1-a . Feeling the need to look away from an embarrasing moment on TV.
1-b. The experience you receive when your coworker allways says the wrong thing in an attempt to be funny.
2- Also reffered to as a D.C., so as not to offend the person making the akward comment or statement.
A: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on american idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.
B: The feeling received from viewing any of the MTV reality shows.
Douche chill - slang
The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.
e.g. I got douche chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.
Douche chill
The feeling of nausea one is overcome by, when witnessing a completely embarrasing situation.
Watching Facts of Life gave me major douche chills.
Douche chill
An overwhelming feeling of uncomfortable embarrassment brought on by watching someone make a fool of himself.
I got douche chills watching someone completely bomb making unfunny/inappropriate jokes in front of crowd.
Douche chill
Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on the short-lived but acclaimed, award winning FOX sitcom Arrested Development. "Douche chill" is an exclamation calling attention to the embarrassment of someone who has brought ill consequences on themselves.
Typically annunciated an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and drawing out the "L" sound in "chill."
1. Mike and Tom are playing one-on-one basketball. Mike tries to show off and go up for a dunk. He misses it and face plants on the concrete. The sooner the better, Mike exclaims, "Douche chilllllll!"