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What is Dora The Explorer?A bitch ass little faggot that has the worst parents ever that just let her go hangout with the monkey named boots that stole his yeezy red octobers's from swiper bitch ass that wont even square up and he is the theif!??? Dora The Explorer: Boots lets go have a picknick Dora The Explorer - videoDora The Explorer - what is it?A idiotic brat called Dora who is blind and deaf and nearly falls into a fucking volcano every episode. Dora is a fucking asshole and slob, and she always has to ride on EVERYTHING near her. She's a fat idiotic slob who eats shit and piss and dumps shit all over Swiper for no reason. The map and backpack are ANNOYING AS FUCK. Boots is a fucking homosexual monkey who makes gay sounds whenever he is happy, and always has to ride on DORA, or some unicorn. He is the biggest FUCKING ASSHOLE I have EVER seen. Dora the explorer is on What does "Dora The Explorer" mean?Seriously? Is this what you show to our kids? Are you fuckin serious?! This is an insult to a 2 year olds intelligence! It's about a spanish 5 year old girl named "dora" who is the dumbest shit ever, I mean for fuck's sake she thinks she can talk to the kid watching the show! "can you tell me where coney island is?" Thats the dumbest shit ever! And dont get me started on that gay ass monkey that follows her around... Oh and the map? What fucking map needs a song before you can look at it?! It's like the people didn't put any thought into the show at all! "DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER?!" - Crazy Steve from Drake and Josh while watching Dora The Explorer. Dora The Explorer - what does it mean?A mexican girl and monkey prostitutes on drugs overwhelmed by a paranoid sense believing that a fox named swiper is trying to rape them. Holy crap its Dora the Explorer!!!! Run before its to late!!!! Dora The Explorer - meaninga slaggy dumb whore who has to travel the spanish lands with her retarded homosexual monkey. Dora: Hey Boots, gimme some lovin' Dora The Explorer - definitionDora the Explorer is a so-called "educational" pre-schooler's show which we all know. Dora, the "expolra", or whatever they call it in the theme song, goes on adventures full of dangerous bullshit and have parents that apperantally approve of it. She has a bitchy monkey in red boots that is cleverly named Boots. She has a purple backpack she carries everywhere, no matter where she is, that talks. And we all know the famous map, which repeats itself at least 20 or 30 times before telling us what's on the fucking map, and then it gives us three locations... so we basically had to listen to him to tell us he's the map to see these three locations. And did you ever notice how "the map"itself is STANDING on a map? How fucking clever. Hey kids! It's Dora The Explorer! Where's Boots? That's right, he got stuck up Swiper's ass! Dora The Explorer - slangA gay little kid with the worst TV show on earth. It's really not educational. I mean... Blue's Clues is more educational than that and it's got talking shovels. Dora is enimies with a fox named Swiper. Swiper, at some point in the show, comes and steals something that is LEAST valuable to Dora, or something that she can regain within 5 minutes. But anyway, she goes after Swiper (if he even accomplishes actually stealing something). Or, if her item is "valuable", she says "Swiper no swiping!" or something related to that, and sticks out her hand like a little homosexual. And she's got herself a little companion whose name is Boots, a monkey who wears red boots. OOH! That is so creative that I cannot handle it *sarcastically*! And he complains about mostly everything throughout the whole 30 minutes. She also carries a backpack and a map, and yes, these items... talk. The map only shows 3 places which is so helpful (not). And last of all, she asks you questions that have obvious answers. For example, she will ask you "Where is my sock?" Then, the camera will zoom in on her sock lying there, two inches away from her, and draw your attention to it by making 17 billion arrows point at it. And don't be surprised cause they will fit ALL of them on the screen. Summary: Dora the Explorer is a gay homo who is also very stupid, with talking animals and objects and she goes places using her map. Soon she runs into Swiper the Fox or she has a problem that needs to be solved using the items in her backpack, which we all know Swiper tries to steal. Dora The ExplorerA messed up show for toddlers. DORA THE EXPLORER Dora The ExplorerA young mexican (or the like) girl who has ODed on on shrooms, 'cause she is always seen singing to inanimate objects, such as, her backpack and a map. Also, the subject of bestiality and Dora often comes up because of her questionable relationship with a purple monkey named Boots, that wears red boots on his feet. It is also questionable, the whole thing with "Swiper" the fox, she always wards him away. He doesn't really do anything, except throw things. Perhaps he was an ex of the appearing four-year-old. Dora: +Spaces.+ Dora The ExplorerA stupid girl who travels with a stupid monkey Dora The Explorer is gey |
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