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What is dora the explorer?A stupid girl who travels with a stupid monkey Dora The Explorer is gey dora the explorer - videoDora the explorer - what is it?ur blind cause she asks us WhErE iS tHe ReD bArN, WHEN IT IS RIGHT BEHIND U BITCH Dora the explorer is the blindest person I have met. What does "dora the explorer" mean?Literally an insult to ANYONE'S intelligence. This isn't for pre-schoolers, this is for people in comas. The show includes an annoying Spanish girl that constantly does dangerous, stupid shit and has parents that apparently approve of said dangerous, stupid shit. Way to teach the kids, asshole. Then, as if they haven't been stupifying us enough with their inane bullshit, they ask the most obvious questions, and (in case you are blind or dead) point them out in the most obvious manner. For example, Dora asks "Where is Benny the Bull's farm?" Suddenly, the camera pans the the side until there is nothing left BUT the barn. Then, a tornado comes down to draw your attention to the spot where the barn is, while a giant flashing arrow points directly at it. And then, as if we (or the children, or whatever) were to dumb to find it, a shitty blue cursor "beats us to the punch" as the little bitch mockingly congratulates us on a job well done. Fuck you, you little shit! Also, Dora travels along with a gay little monkey (no offense intended, I'm just pointing out he's gay) that is literally incapable of anything but whinning and bitching the entire fucking show. Then, at least once a show, they run into the residental badass, Swiper the fox, who steal items from them and conviniently tosses them into a pile of similar items - that is, unless Dora, Boots and of course, you utter out the phrase "Swiper, don't swipe it" three times, which causes the sneaky fox to snap his fingers mafia-style and run away like a pussy. Wow, a real gangsta, that one. If I was Swiper, I'd bite Dora's tits of and shove them down Boot's mouth. Then I'd break my own neck on a tree for being such a pansy. What a shit show. HELLO, AMIGOS! CAN YOU FIND BOOTS?! THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S RIGHT UP MY ASS! Dora the explorer - what does it mean?A gay show in NickJr perfect for mexican primetime, starring a 7 year old retarded mexican dipshit (Dora), a whining homosexual monkey(Boots) and sometimes three others, a stupid cow, a pansy iguana and a small animal that could drive a car large enough to fit dora.... Broke Bussinessman: My life is useless, I have no money, my family doesn't respect me anymore. I know, I'll watch dora the explorer. Dora the explorer - meaninga pre school show that secretely teaches young spanish kids how to cross the border into the US "Pedro watches Dora the Explorer so he and his family can cross into the US." Dora the explorer - definitionShe is an illegal immigrant. Dora the explorer is obviously and illegal immigrant! Just look around! The explanations are everywhere!!! Dora the explorer - slangA little Mexican girl, who is getting closer to the American border every day. Dora The Explorer: Can you see the American border? So can I. So close... *evil look* Dora the explorersome retarded, seven year old , beaner girl who can't tell up from down. she has an annoying voice that will make little kids cry. the songs are gay and they repeat the words over and over until you get a headache. Guy 1: Hey, did u watch dora the explorer yesterday? i did. Dora the explorerA prostitute who f***ed the monkey Boots, while singing with her backpack and her map. She doesn't like swiper because he didn't pay her for "pleasure". Dora Dora Dora the biiiotch Dora the explorerDora The Border Hopping Explorer is some dumb Mexican child. *Watching Dora the Explorer while stabbing ears* |
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