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What is Donato?
Little short man under 5ft with a crooked nose
I don’t want to be Stefano Donato
Donato - meme gif
Donato - video
Donato - what is it?
When a person has little to no understanding of the properties of food, makes audacious claims about food and is always wrong but decides to untuck their lips and say it anyway.
"You peel grapes, that's some Donato energy"
"Blue band is the best spread ever"- Prime example of Donato energy
What does "Donato" mean?
The act of wantonly destroying your own property in a fit of rage. Normally done in the least sensible way possible.
Oh man, I couldn't sleep last night because I had this pounding headache. So I Donato Smashed my head against my headboard until I lost consciousness. Got my 8 hours sleep in but I'm starting to smell colors now.
Donato - what does it mean?
1.The dumbest fuck you can find.
2.Being repeatedly hit in the balls.
"Man,stop acting like such a Kieth Donato!"
"Damn, you just totaly Kieth Donatoed him in the balls!"
Donato - meaning
a "woman" who could likely be mistaken for the man of a lesbian relationship
what..donatos NOT a dyke??? wtf happened there
Donato - definition
a person slightly resembling a ninja turtle, who enjoys popping his collar and wearing 1892. In his free time he enjoys drinking jagerbombs, perfecting his blowout and hanging out with fuckin skanks with crabs and stds. He can usually be found with people with the same haircut and also with popped collars.
Wow, that kid is such a donato
Donato - slang
An overly hairy young male that shows symptoms of autism with no medical proof. Also tends to be mistaken as a homeless man. May tend spit on you while talking to you due to an overactive saliva gland. Also likes to smack out from the back. When in a physical altercation tends to make its own sound affects orally when striking an object such as BOOOMMM!!
They assumed Michael J. Fox had a case of Donato, but upon further testing came to the conclusion that he has Parkinson's disease.
Ex.: As a young child, Nick was dropped on his head by his mother, thus causing him to become a Donato.
Ex.: Mike Tyson got his Donato on.
Ex.: Rampage Jackson was thought to be clinnically insane but was later proved to have Donato syndrom.
Ex.: Teen wolf was a Donato.
Ex.: Golum From lord of the rings was rumored to be a Donato. So was Kreacher from Harry Potter.
Donato
The almighty Donato. God in disguise, only normies wouldn't understand!
The almighty Donato has spoken. Veggie Tales Manga is a good idea.
Donato
Beast of a person...always has a hot bod, and is always looking to tan and show it off, also is great with the ladies, but tends to screw up everything at the last minute, enjoys spking his hair, and working out, but overall just a guido juice head.
Person 1: Dude did you see that kid with the designs shaved in the sides of his head?
Person 2: Yea, he was such a Donato...
Donato
A hunky Italian man with a heart of gold and balls of steel. His sexy bod and natural athleticism make all the ladies melt. But he’s not just a tasty piece of Italian pastrami, he’s also as sweet as cannoli cream, and a hero amongst zeros. He is a natural born protector of those he loves, so take caution not to cross him, for he will summon his mob buddies and give you a nice pair of cement shoes.
Oh Donato, you are such a sexy Italian stud.
Did you see Donato? He just did 100 pull-ups without even trying.
Mmm, this cannoli is as delicious as Donato glazed in sugar.