What is Doing the dew?

Having sex with a Mountain Dew container. See: fuckyeahdothedew.tumblr.com

Aww man, did you see her Do the Dew? How did that fit in her pussy?

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Doing the dew - video

Doing the dew - what is it?

(a) drinking out of a bottle without touching your lips to the rim, like they do in commercials.

(b) using a homemade bong

(a)

guy 1: hey, let me get some of that grape drink.
guy 2: no way dude, you'll backwash.
guy 1: come on please? i'll do the dew.
guy 2: alright, here.

(b)
girl 1: are we smoking out of a banana peel and a cork?
guy 1: yeah, i lost my bong so we're going to have to do that dew.

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What does "Doing the dew" mean?

When you insert your penis into your sexual partner's rectum and then urinate. Often the penis has to be inserted fully and then become slightly flaccid, however true "Dewers" are able to maintain a full erection.

Mary: "Hey, are you coming out tonight?"

Jill: "I let Jack Do the Dew and I have been sitting on the toilet for ten minutes trying to get all the urine out. Put me down as a maybe."

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Doing the dew - what does it mean?

to smoke marijuana or use marijuana related products; named for The Twin's mountain dew can safe.

Stoner 1: hey bro, u tryyin to do the dew?
Stoner 2: of course bro, 420 is comin up.
Stoner 3: i got 5 on it

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Doing the dew - meaning

Inserting a finger into a person's rectum while giving a blow job, typically in a gas station bathroom

Man1: "Did you hear what she's goin to do?"

Man2: What man?

Man1: She grabbed up dude and they're goin' to "do the dew!"

Man2: Again?!

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Doing the dew - definition

forcing someone into robbery against their will

"We gotta make dis nigga do the dew"

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Doing the dew - slang

forcing someone into robbery against their will

"We gotta make dis nigga do the dew"

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Doing the dew

The Mountain Dew slogan meening to drink some mountain dew!

dude wanna go hang out and do the dew?
Sure!

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Doing the dew

Drinking something out of a bottle or can without touching it to one's lips; this is accomplished by holding the drink a few inches above one's head, leaning back, and pouring the drink into one's mouth. The term refers to Mountain Dew commercials which show people drinking Mountain Dew out of bottles in this manner ("Do the Dew" is also Mountain Dew's slogan). Doing the dew is employed to avoid sharing germs when sharing a drink; it is also an effective way to spill the drink everywhere and make a mess (see water boarding).

Chris decided to do the dew to avoid contaminating my soda bottle with his germs; after overdoing it, he choked and spewed it all over Chelsea's face.

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Doing the dew

(v.) the act of having sexual intercourse.

Origins: an episode of "Family Guy"

Past tense: Did the dew

Future tense: Do the dew

With a little bit of charm, luck, and a half-empty bottle of Tequilla, Johnny will be "doing the dew" with Susan tonight.

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