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What is Distress?A internet celebrity whore who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies. Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny! Distress - meme gifDistress - videoDistress - what is it?A usually beautiful, virginal, virtuous, and hopelessly passive young woman constantly in need of rescue by the dashing hero. She is portrayed as rather asexual and usually a foil for the assertive but dangerously seductive femme fatale. A damsel in distress would not have fared well in Medieval Europe. Generally, European women in the Middle Ages were not expected to be these timid shrinking violets; Christina of Markyate (who resisted a forced marriage and followed her dream of becoming a holy woman), Marjorie of Carrick, Christine de Pisan (a proto-feminist of sorts), Margery Kempe (another mystic), and Nicola de la Haye (led her castle against a siege in her 60s) are just a few of examples of women who took the reins in their own lives. What does "Distress" mean?A stereotype of portraying an unmarried female who needs to be saved. Snow White(Show White and the seven Dwarfs), Sleeping Beauty(Sleeping Beauty), Princess Zelda(The Legend of Zelda, The Adventures of Link, A Link to the Past, Ocarina of Time, the Oracle Series, Four Swords), Princess Peach Toadstoal(some of the Mario games) and etc. Distress - what does it mean?the shits i had a really bad case of gastrointestinal distress, thats why i missed the final exam... Distress - meaningAn annoying character who's only purpose is to be rescued, to the point where you just want to say, "You know what? Let the train hit 'em!" Bella Swan is such a dumbass in distress! Distress - definitionThis is where a woman manufactures an intimate yet fake online relationship with a (usually lonely) male to con him out of money. After she sinks her claws in, she comes up with a story that her electricity and internet are about to be cut off and she won't be able to talk to him anymore. The guy believes he is a knight in shining armor coming to her rescue and wires her a few hundred dollars. Meanwhile, the grifter girl has another 6 marks on the hook who she's currently working. (The guy is distressed when he finally figures it out…) Dude, you look like hell! What happened? Distress - slang-depression + distress= distression Wow i really wanna be pummeled in my tiny ass my poor scalp is tingling fuck in in a deep sexual distression. Distressits like depression but its when you are distressed im suffering really badly from distression DistressExtreme heartache and suffering most likely caused by a guy you trust and keep trusting, but they always inadvertently push you away and make you feel like you're dying. But you tell them it's ok and they believe you then ask your friend and they tell them you're distressed. Guy:"Hey let's not be thing" DistressClothing that is ripped/made dirty during the manufacturing process, which for some reason makes it more desirable and expensive than if it were unripped and clean . a: Dude, you're an idiot. No one is going to buy your dirty old socks on eBay. |
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