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What is Disney Channel's?Possibly the worst thing ever to happen to humanity. The whole channel is devoted to preppy, chipper teens who compel you to rake out your hair and/or throw yourself over a cliff. The majority of these young 'stars' end up as drug addicts e.g. Lindsay Lohan. She started off as a super cute bubblegum blowing tween - look where she is now. Girl 1: "Omigod, I'm pregnant!" Disney Channel's - videoDisney Channel's - what is it?Disney Channel is a name for the worst possible excuse for a channel. This so called "channel" displays fake untalented actors that are older than the target audience but act just as immature. Many shows "the suite life" are no more than puns. Disney Channel features many musicians that can't sing and somehow gained attention from idiots watching the child-propaganda channel. Back in the past, the channel used to be better with actual cartoons and clever shows, but has gone downhill not unlike Nick and Cartoon Network, but unlike those two, this has been proven to be unwatchable and unfunny. It is surprising how a company that has made classics such as Toy Story is reduced to this garbage. Even worse is the fact that Disney owns Marvel. Hopefully they won't ruin that. A intelligent person is watching a good TV show on a network (ex. Discovery, mythbusters) and his/her little sister or cousin shows up and their parent tells them to let her watch the TV. The sister/cousin starts switching through the channels and ends up on Disney Channel. Then the intelligent person does the right thing by throwing an axe at the TV screen and smashing the cable box to pieces. What does "Disney Channel's" mean?A channel found on most cable and satellite TV packages.. It used to be a channel that had family-oriented, genuinely enjoyable TV shows, but now it's just a hugely regrettable mistake.. "Dude, please change the channel. This show is like something you'd find on the Disney Channel." Disney Channel's - what does it mean?A tv channel that is supposed to be about kids "just like us". Ok.....so they want us to be secret pop stars, who sing songs about how its ok to make mistakes. sure. thats a load of crap. They also want us to have names that rhyme with states. i.e. Hannah Montana (also can be mis-spelled "bitch", it's a common mistake) Girl #1: Hey! I'm gonna change my name to Fucky Kuntucky! Disney Channel's - meaninga factory that takes regular children and turns them into everything you dont want your child to be. disney channel = drug addicts, pole dancers, whores, sex addicts, rapists, child molestors, hookers, dick suckers, pimps, sluts, hoe bags Disney Channel's - definitionJust another cable channel that went from good to lowest common denominator. If the cable company keeps putting on crap like the Disney Channel they will have to start paying me to subscribe. Disney Channel's - slangAn evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind. Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel. Disney Channel'sA vaccuum, Consummer of child actors and actresses that may or may not have had a future; Creater of shows that are less and less interesting. Did you like that new Disney Channel show yesterday? Disney Channel'sA channel that you can't get rid of. Disney channel is on my basic cable package and all it shows Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers. I'd might as well disconnect my cable *disconnects cables*...OMG, Hannah Montana is on So You Think You Can Dance!!! Disney Channel'sA channel that always has shows with lame, repetetive plots, and will make a show or a movie every time they think of an amusing pun or any random theme (i.e. a kid who plays baseball and cooks.) Although the target audience is 9 year old girls and fruity boys of their early teens/preteens, they will not heisitate to make movies like "High School Musical" (by the way, if they wanted to make a realistic high school movie, it wouldn't be on Disney Channel, it would be on comedy central at 10:00 at night.) Every frikin month they make a new movie and use the same actors (or better yet actresses) over and over and end up turning them into crappy, anerexic pop performers with no skill who end up lasting for little over a year. Disney Channel writer: ever notice how if you spell "suite" it sounds like "sweet" |
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