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What is Disney Channel?
WTF happened?? Disney was supposed to be all about the classic cartoons, but now it's about... Preppy sluts and horrible pop music! What the hell???
I wouldn't give a crap about this channel, but my sister watches it all the time and idolizes any star that appears on the screen, including some such as Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Raven Symone, Christy Carlson Romano, and lots of other preps whose pathetic excuses for "music" are no better than the shows they star in.
Disney is well known for using and reusing the same actors every time in new movies they come up with, which they do so almost every two months or so. This is called Disney Channel Star Syndrome, and the worst part is that at least one of the actors/actresses will sing the theme song for the movie, which is always gonna be another horrible pop song that no sane teenager in their right mind would want to hear for more than one second.
So, to sum it up, aside from the shows and movied aired on it, Disney Channel is the world's largest promoter of preppy pop music that's just annoying the hell out of me. Since when was being a prep cool anyway?
Oh look, Disney Channel is making a new movie, and Hillary Duff's in it! Such a nice idea to use this actress after they've used her in at least 10 other shows. And look, she's gonna be singing the theme song, and it's a terrible pop song! COVER YOUR EARS!!!
Disney Channel - video
Disney Channel - what is it?
A Channel that used to be a good network for Disney cartoons like Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, The Proud Family, Dave the Barbarian, Buzz on Maggie, The Emperor's New School, American Drangon Jake Long and Lilo and Stitch.
But Now it's Channel full of reality sitcom crap like Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, Sonny with a Chance, Suite Life and Cory in the House.
The only good and animated show that comes on at an appropriate time on Disney is Phineas and Ferb. I'm not going to lie. It's an awesome show and it's funny and cute.
Disney Channel used to have so many cartoons for me and my kid cousins to watch together, but now those moronic executives think stuff like singing brats like Hannah and Jonas and Constant laugh tracks will be good.
It's not. I just wish it would show just go back into a toon network for sweet kids so it can be worth watching again. They don't need Playhouse Disney. It's for babies.
Disney Channel news to get rid of all the reality sitcom crap and put the cartoons back. They can keep Phineas and Ferb.
What does "Disney Channel" mean?
Possibly the worst thing ever to happen to humanity. The whole channel is devoted to preppy, chipper teens who compel you to rake out your hair and/or throw yourself over a cliff. The majority of these young 'stars' end up as drug addicts e.g. Lindsay Lohan. She started off as a super cute bubblegum blowing tween - look where she is now.
The programs themselves are equally, if not more, annoying. They may be set in different places, but the plot and characters are all the same. They basically consist of a teenage girl, who is supposed to go to a 'normal' high school (it's so normal that all the teens in this school are perfect little angles who respect one another and never swear) who do nothing but hang around their lockers all day shouting "Totally Awesome!" in screeching voices, and at the end they learn a lesson about how important friends are. This is not only patronizing but builds up false hope for eleven-year-old girls, who believe that when they go to high school it will all be a song and dance and the greatest trouble they will have is forgetting homework. These girls will become pregnant because they have not been forewarned.
Girl 1: "Omigod, I'm pregnant!"
Girl 2: "I told you that it wasn't like the disney channel in real life. You expected it to be like a sunny musical number, but because nobody told you high school isn't like that, you don't know any better."
Disney Channel - what does it mean?
Disney Channel is a name for the worst possible excuse for a channel. This so called "channel" displays fake untalented actors that are older than the target audience but act just as immature. Many shows "the suite life" are no more than puns. Disney Channel features many musicians that can't sing and somehow gained attention from idiots watching the child-propaganda channel. Back in the past, the channel used to be better with actual cartoons and clever shows, but has gone downhill not unlike Nick and Cartoon Network, but unlike those two, this has been proven to be unwatchable and unfunny. It is surprising how a company that has made classics such as Toy Story is reduced to this garbage. Even worse is the fact that Disney owns Marvel. Hopefully they won't ruin that.
A intelligent person is watching a good TV show on a network (ex. Discovery, mythbusters) and his/her little sister or cousin shows up and their parent tells them to let her watch the TV. The sister/cousin starts switching through the channels and ends up on Disney Channel. Then the intelligent person does the right thing by throwing an axe at the TV screen and smashing the cable box to pieces.
Disney Channel - meaning
A tv channel that is supposed to be about kids "just like us". Ok.....so they want us to be secret pop stars, who sing songs about how its ok to make mistakes. sure. thats a load of crap. They also want us to have names that rhyme with states. i.e. Hannah Montana (also can be mis-spelled "bitch", it's a common mistake)
Girl #1: Hey! I'm gonna change my name to Fucky Kuntucky!
Girl #2: WTF?! Why?
Girl #1: 'Cause Hannah Montana on disney channel did it!
Girl #2: You are a turd.
Girl #1 (singing badly): Everybody makes mistakes! Everybody has those day! You know, what I'm talkin bout, everybody gets that way! YEEEEEHHHHAAAWWWW!!!!!
Disney Channel - definition
a factory that takes regular children and turns them into everything you dont want your child to be.
some of their creations
miley cyrus
jonas brothes
britney spears
zac effron
vannesa hutchens
disney channel = drug addicts, pole dancers, whores, sex addicts, rapists, child molestors, hookers, dick suckers, pimps, sluts, hoe bags
Disney Channel - slang
Just another cable channel that went from good to lowest common denominator.
If the cable company keeps putting on crap like the Disney Channel they will have to start paying me to subscribe.
Disney Channel
An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.
Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.
Disney Channel
A vaccuum, Consummer of child actors and actresses that may or may not have had a future; Creater of shows that are less and less interesting.
Did you like that new Disney Channel show yesterday?
Nope.
Disney Channel
A channel that you can't get rid of.
Disney channel is on my basic cable package and all it shows Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers. I'd might as well disconnect my cable *disconnects cables*...OMG, Hannah Montana is on So You Think You Can Dance!!!