Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Dipstick?

When a slick dude probes a womans rectum with his finger without her consent, then swiftly attacks her mouth with the shitty finger. 'The Dipstick!' is then typically announced afterwards.

Mikes a fuckin perv... he stuck a finger in my ass, and when I pulled it out he stuck his crap-encrusted finger in my mouth and shouted 'dipstick'

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Dipstick - meme gif

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Dipstick - video

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Dipstick - what is it?

The ancient art form of checking the freshness of a female. Must take no less than one, but no more than three fingers and insert into the meat-curtain. Upon insertion one must slowly remove as to "tease" the subject into thinking your playing it cool. Then stealthly motion your Dipstick no futher than an inch away from the nose to allow yourself to induldge on the sweet aroma. This technique is perfect for birthday parties, get togethers, and family re-unions in Arkansas. To properly secure the Dipstick technique be in an isolated location such as; Fairgrounds, concerts, church, or even your local Women and Children Hospital.

Johnny had forgotten to dipstick Heather so he didn't realize it when he took a swim in the crimson tide.

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What does "Dipstick" mean?

A stupid someone with willy brains.

''My my, you're such a dipstick Freddy''

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Dipstick - what does it mean?

a loser, idiot

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Dipstick - meaning

One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described here.

I see that the sun doesn't shine on your field you dipstick!

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Dipstick - definition

A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2415/2292111778_2ba2f7b60b.jpg

fine example of a dipstick

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Dipstick - slang

1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.

-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.

-That guy's a freaking dipstick!

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Dipstick

1: You.

2: Something Jamison “JunkratFawkes says in the game “Overwatch 2

1: You are a dipstick

2: Dipstick!

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Dipstick

1.) The stick in fun dip.
2.) The D.
3.) A stupid person.

Hey dipstick, give me that dipstick, and the other dipstick.

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Dipstick

A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.

Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice.

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