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What is Dickus?
He is in your closet with your sister
If you dont have a sister you will have one in nine months
Biggus Dickus gives a women what she needs the most, the satisfactionof a big di**
Dickus - meme gif
Dickus - video
Dickus - what is it?
When one kicks another in the testicles with so much force, the victims tesicles become lodged in his throat rendering him completely sterile.
Andrew: That guy is such a quiff
Mike: Yeah
James: You should give him a DIckus McKickus so he can't produce anymore quiff offspring
What does "Dickus" mean?
Bigus Dickus is gods gift to women. Also known as the human tripod and the breaker. He is a legend known by many names.
In Rome he is known as Dingus Dongus
In India he is known as Elephantshiva
In China he is known as Da Niao
In France he is known Dieu Cheval
In Germany he is known as Mann mit 3 Beinen
In Spain he is known as El Toro Humano
Aint nothing like a Bigus Dickus to feed a womans appetite and holes.
Dickus - what does it mean?
While a largely unknown person, Biggus Dickus is said to be a very great friend of Caesar. Anyone daring to laugh at his name is said to end up being a gladiator. His wife's name is Incontinentia Buttocks.
I heard this dude ended up as a gladiator because he laughed when he heard the name 'Biggus Dickus'.
Dickus - meaning
Is a friend of Pontius Pilate Whom can’t seem to work out what is so funny about his name. He Is often ridiculed by the common soldiery also has a wife you know what her name is incontinentia buttocks.
“Does and body else feel like a little giggle when I mention my friends name....biggus dickus”
Dickus - definition
The name of a fictional character played by Graham Chapman in the Monty Python film Life of Brian. Nowadays the name is used as a joke on Ifunny and Tumblr as a way to say Big D*ck without being flagged for an inappropriate comment on a post.
Side-Note: the guards in the Biggus Dickus scene were supposed to have a straight face the entire time but Graham Chapman decided to put a spin on the way he said the name and the director decided to use it in the final cut of the film.
Pontius Pilate : I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
another guard chuckles
Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?
more chuckling
Pontius Pilate : What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...
chuckle
Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?
both guards chuckle
So all I gotta say to get top comment is Biggus Dickus?
Dickus - slang
Pontius Pilate's fwiend from Wome in The Life of Brian. Biggus Dickus has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know.
Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!
Dickus
any idiot who decides to add a definition to this site, and begins their definition by adding the suffix "us" to the word being defined, and also usually beginning with the word homo before the defined word. Their motive behind this somewhat strange, but what I believe is an attempt to sounds smart and learned
Take the word "Referee" for example and imagine someone is defining it:
Of the order "homo cock-suckerus", referees are forever screwing up sports matches. Particularly in my last game of football, where the prick sent me off for supposed violent conduct.
In a sentence: John is such a dickus, he tries to sound like he knows latin, or science or anything really......
Dickus
Dickus: Of Latin origin.
A homosexual and/or loser named John.
Mazdak is a big fruity dickus that everyone hates. His family hates him too.
Dickus
Noun: Generic, ubiquitous term of derision, fairly innocuous, used mostly "friend on friend", has become completely mainstream
Hey, Dickus! Could you lend me $5.00?