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What is Dick cheese?
The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.
(Woman talking with her best friend).
"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
Dick cheese - video
Dick cheese - what is it?
Dick Cheese
What does "Dick cheese" mean?
Usually a certain person that sits next to you in class and is super annoying and smells bad
Dude Devon is such a fucking dick cheese
Dick cheese - what does it mean?
When you call someone Dick cheese, they'll either 1. laugh, or 2. fucking wants to rip your face off
1.Fuck you, you little piece of Dick cheese!!
2. Hey DICK CHEESE, GET OVER HERE *laughs*
Dick cheese - meaning
Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese
Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
Dick cheese - definition
Dick cheese
Dick cheese
Dick cheese - slang
1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot.
2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.
1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."
2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."
Dick cheese
Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.
I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!
Dick cheese
Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it
If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity
Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid
Dick cheese
The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick
His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!