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What is Dick Cheese?
the cheesy crud that builds up under ones foreskin when they have not washed under it for months on end
Sally:Ewww. either you clean the dick cheese off your dick, or you aint getting none tonight
Dick Cheese - video
Dick Cheese - what is it?
The substance created when the penis is uncleaned and the semen is dried up on the tip and combined with hooker saliva.
This substance gives off a very pungent smell of dick hair and your mom's old ass panties that were left behind the toilet to hide her shit stain from anyone to see.
"Jimmy your cock has alot of dick cheese on it, were you fuckin hookers???!?!?!"
What does "Dick Cheese" mean?
When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.
Kim: “I smell something....weird..”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
Dick Cheese - what does it mean?
'Dick Cheese' is a phrase, and the last words you say to people you cut ties with or words you tell your exes when they decide they wanna just bother you.
"The last words I told my ex were 'Dick Cheese', I told them that right before I cut ties with them."
"Dick Cheese"
Dick Cheese - meaning
the substance resulting from rubbing ones dick against a cheese grater, goes well on toast
me and the boys on our way to the group dick grating to make some epic dick cheese, bruh.
Dick Cheese - definition
When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)
Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.
Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."
Dick Cheese - slang
When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished
Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese
Dick Cheese
Hey man slow that pour don’t want all that dick cheese
Dick Cheese
Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone
Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch
Dick Cheese
The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed
Bro u got dick cheese