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What is Dick broke?
1. the place of fear and pain you go when your dick cracks during sex
2. Nickname for a broski who's too fat to get a boner
Man I'm scared. My girl and I took a trip to broke dick mountain last night and I'm not sure I can get a boner again.
Dick broke - video
Dick broke - what is it?
"Broke Dick" refers to any noun that exemplifies the best traits of its specific class and flat out can't be beaten. Better than anybody or anything else. Most likely to have traits or come near the desired outcome.
She: "This is the best BBQ sauce I ever had."
He: "It's like a broke dick."
She: "A broke dick?"
He: "You can't beat it!"
She "Your love for me is like a broke dick."
He: "What do you mean?"
She: "You can't beat it!"
What does "Dick broke" mean?
Someone who is worthless, broken in nature, and not worth a flying hoot. They leave stuff for everybody else. They often respond with "its not my job" and tend to think they are still better then everyone despite their broke dickness.
David was a Broke Dick, for he never did anything and nobody liked him. DavI'd must spend his miserable existence being a broke dick that everybody hates.
Dick broke - what does it mean?
Jose is such a Broke Dick. I do all the work while he sits on his lazy ass.
Dick broke - meaning
That tall tell insult that you heard your grandmother tell your grandfather as there walking by a group of very pretty young women. As a reminder that his days of wishing he could tap that are long over
Listen old man, pick your tongue up..You old broke dick bastard. You got to get it up before you get it out
Dick broke - definition
When an erection is bent too far and a blood vessel breaks in the penis causing a hematoma , pain , and loosing erection.
Playing torpedo the tuna boat in the hot tub gave me a broke dick.
Dick broke - slang
Any situation that is totally weak and stupid or someone who is totally pathetic and weak
"This place is broke dick and that guy in the front row is broke dick!"
Dick broke
A Navy term describing a sailor or piece of equipment that is not functioning properly...
1. Push that broke dick cannon overboard, its just added weight we don't need...
2. Tell that broke dick Private Pyle I said to get to work...
Dick broke
A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.
Private Pyle is suffering vaginal discharge and is now a broke dick on profile.
Dick broke
Instead of heart broken you would be dick broken because the girl with the fat ass got a boyfriend and you can't fuck her anymore.
Tzuri was dick broken when his bottom bitch Shaneequa got married because he couldn't smack that fat black ass anymore.