Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Diche?

An extremely fat and long, yet greasy, dirty, and smelly penis, most likely of an overweight German or Eastern European.

I sucked his dich and accidently barfed into his urethra, now he's got like 4 STDs

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Diche - what is it?

A misspelling of the word Dickhead used by dickheads in a misguided attempt to sound cool.

Andrew: I may be a dickhead but at least I'm not a diched

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What does "Diche" mean?

This is a combination of two seperate words. Douchebag and Bitch. Can be used towards both guys and girls.

Father: Who ate all the fucking Gram Crackers you cunts!?!?
Children: Not us dad!
Father: Lying diches, I ought to beat the fuck out of you right now.

(Beating follows)

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Diche - what does it mean?

The crossover between a douche and a dick. (insult)

That guy Gary is a big diche.

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Diche - meaning

Pronounced "dish"
A person who sucks so bad that they are a dick and a douche combined.

The new guy is a diche!

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Diche - definition

Noun. A particularly artistic or suave-looking dish or plate.

Pronounced "deesh"

I love that diche, it's so elaborate!
Hey! Be careful with that diche!

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Diche - slang

(pronounced as dish)

a mix between a dick and a douche.

a guy who is a real asshole.

wow sam is such a dish. i mean hes so much a dish he is a full course meal.

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Diche

(adj.) (slang) More than one douche; Every type of Douche combined

-Those guys are diche!
-Dude, you're such a Diche

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Diche

A clever blend of the words dick and douche allowing you to label a person as both in one convenient and compact package.

SexyladyXXX72: Dude, if you liked that movie you're a stupid dumbass faggot.
Lingleberries: Stop being a diche, GTFO.

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Diche

A descriptive and exclamatory adjecive used to describe any person, situation, or thing which is by nature either exceedingly baller or unparalleled in clout.
Anything that is "diche" is characteristically massive in quantity, superior in quality, and masterful in delivery. On a scale from one to ten, "diche" actually converts from numbers to the letters O.G.

Dead Guy at the Perly Gates: "After I found the briefcase of money, just before my lawyer called me to tell me I won both my marital AND corporate lawsuits, I got run over by a city bus."

God: "God! that's so un-dicheful. Let him in."

OR (as an exclamatory adjective)

Dude#1: "Not only did I escape away with the drugs, but the cop cars behind me crashed into each other and the piglets inside were sent flying through their windshields!"
Dude#2: "Diche!!"

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