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What is Delta Tau Delta?
A group of intolerant racist rednecks typically found at small universities in the east Texas vicinity. Known for their constant smiles and seemingly polite mannerisms, delts often bitch like sorority girls and have a Napoleon complex. These ignoramuses often throw rush parties where they let in underage girls and, after the cops show up, claim that this has "never happened before". The pledge master is also typically a southern baptist closet homosexual who likes to play gay board games like chutes and ladders rather than fuck hot girls. The other officers are typically wannabe rich white redneck trash from Arkansas or a short kinesiology major who has semi hot girlfriend and thinks he's badass.
Guy number one: "hey man! I'm rushing delta tau delta!"
Guy number two: "have fun playing chutes and ladders. Just make sure ur chute stays closed while around your pledge master!"
Delta Tau Delta - video
Delta Tau Delta - what is it?
Delta Tau Delta is a greek letter organization commonly refered to as one of the following; "Dudes touching dudes," or "Deep throat daddies." Members of this fraternity are frequently seen performing acts of depravity and sexual deprivation on not only one another, but also animals (especially goats) and any girl that is unlucky enough to end up ruffied on their front lawn.
Guy 1: "Hey man did you hear that weird sound last night?"
Guy 2: "Ya dude, I think Delta Tau Delta's poor goat finally got raped to death last night."
Guy 1: "hmm.... I didn't know that was actually possible."
What does "Delta Tau Delta" mean?
Men with undoubtably large penises.
Brandon can't wear shorts
How come?
He's in Delta Tau Delta
Oooooooh.
Delta Tau Delta - what does it mean?
Gnomes of the garden variety. Known to chase rainbows and sniff pansies while riding unicorns throughout all of Deltland. Sometimes live inside hollowed-out trees (occasionally treehouses) where they bake cookies. Usually the lamest fraternity (or sorority) chapter on whatever campus is ashamed enough to have them. As you would expect to come with their tiny stature, their penises are unusually small. Also referred to as midgets, elves, dwarfs, munchkins, little people, and "small penised freaks."
"Those are some nice garden gnomes you have in your lawn."
"Actually, that's a Delta Tau Delta chapter meeting."
"Makes sense. I don't know why a sculptor would sculpt such small penises."
Delta Tau Delta - meaning
Gnomes of the garden variety. Known to chase rainbows and sniff pansies while riding unicorns throughout all of Deltland. Sometimes live inside hollowed-out trees (occasionally treehouses) where they bake cookies. Usually the lamest fraternity (or sorority) chapter on whatever campus is ashamed enough to have them. As you would expect to come with their tiny stature, their penises are unusually small. Also referred to as midgets, elves, dwarfs, munchkins, little people, and "small penised freaks."
"Those are some nice garden gnomes you have in your lawn."
"Actually, that's a Delta Tau Delta chapter meeting."
"Makes sense. I don't know why a sculptor would sculpt such small penises."
Delta Tau Delta - definition
College men who have huge cocks.
"Kirk is in Delta Tau Delta. He is well-endowed."
Delta Tau Delta - slang
A college fraternity that is in existence for two reasons: to be hot and ballin' and good at life. This is acheived through the Delt principles of Truth, Courage, Faith, and Power.
Truth: We don't lie to our pledges
Courage: We don't take shit from anyone
Faith: We believe in a higher power
Power: We run the campus
Angela: "Did you hear that 80% of the dudes rushing this semester went Delta Tau Delta?"
Beth: "Sure did, these college freshmen boys are becoming wiser every year when it comes to joing a Greek house!"
Angela: "Yeah, and they know they will get some luvin' from us too."
Delta Tau Delta
Fraternity that tends to run most campuses. Alumni include Matthew McConaughey, Will Ferrell, John Elway, and many more. Top notch bros who know how to party and carry themselves. Chaying when it's warm is a complete must, as well as broing out on the reg. Don't mess with a Delt, we'll kick your ass and take your girl.
SigChi: Damn, those Delta Tau Deltas really know how to live...I wish they gave me a bid.
SAE: Yeah dude, those Delts have everything locked up tight.
Delta Tau Delta
A college fraternity known for the best social events, fun philanthropies, highest GPA, and always having fly hunnies wanting in on some of the action. Delt is not lame like (some other fraternities on campus). We Dominate The Domain=DTD
Melissa: "Hey girl, are you going to the Delt Date Party?"
Christina: "For sure, I know I will be safe there and the guys will treat me right."
Melissa: "Word. Those guys in Delta Tau Delta really are going somewhere in life."
Delta Tau Delta
Delta Tau Delta was founded in 1858 at Bethany College in present day West Virginia Eight men, angered by a fixed vote for a prize in oratory to be given at the Neotrophian Literary Society (a forum for students to practice and demonstrate skills in poetry, public speaking and writing essays), responded by forming a secret society. The purpose of the new society, known only by the Greek letters Delta Tau Delta, was to see the Neotrophian Society returned to popular control.
Delta Tau Delta was born of the knowledge that integrity is essential. The founding principles of Truth, Courage, Faith and Power have provided a guide for both the Fraternity and its membership.
Since 1858 the Fraternity has spread to nearly 200 campuses with over 115 active chapters and colonies comprised of about 6,000 undergraduate members. Just shy of 150 years, Delta Tau Delta has in excess of 154,000 men who have become members of the Fraternity.
Delta Tau Delta is the Best Fraternity Around