Definder - what does the word mean?

What is garden gnomes?

You look like a garden gnome you sexy ass person

If someone is being a bitch call them a frocking garden gnome you little shit

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garden gnomes - video


Garden gnomes - what is it?

Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.

Quit garden gnoming and play fair!

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What does "garden gnomes" mean?

A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.

Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.

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Garden gnomes - what does it mean?

When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.

Man: Those little kids won't stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.
Woman: What pose was it today?

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Garden gnomes - meaning

A little kid who has no balls and sound like it taking up the ass. and thinks they are the shit at video games.

Little Kid. Garden Gnome.

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Garden gnomes - definition

Some random dude from the FNG Discord Server who begged me to make a definition of him.

"I would like one for me"

-garden gnome, July 11th 2021

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Garden gnomes - slang

What dumb Lance Corporals call Gunnery Sergeants when they are too drunk to realize that they can't say "Gunnery Sergeant"

Gysgt: What the Fuck were you thinking Martin!
Lcpl: I wasn't thinking, Garden Gnome...
Gysgt: Did you just call me a FUCKING GARDEN GNOME?!?!

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Garden gnomes

A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.

Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf"
Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"

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Garden gnomes

Keemstar.

Did you see my new garden gnome.

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Garden gnomes

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.

BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!

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