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What is Daniel Tosh?

A comedian with a halfway decent television show who gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid.

'Hey did you see the new Tosh.0 episode?'
'Yeah. Bet he gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid. That Daniel Tosh!'

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Daniel Tosh - video


Daniel Tosh - what is it?

An obnoxious, skinny comedian who somehow sucked and clucked his way into getting his own show that makes fun of clips of annoying idiots that post their shame via the interwebz.

Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude

"I bet Daniel Tosh masturbates angrily to retarded midget shizer porn and the Golden Girls"

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What does "Daniel Tosh" mean?

(adj.) A word for someone who likes to take his/her mothers dick and lather it with tuna fish before shoving it up into their asshole.

(v.) Taking his/her dick and lathering it with tune fish before shoving it into a male unicorn's asshole.

Kid 1: Hey, We about to do the Daniel Tosh. You coming?
Kid 2: Nah man, I got to hit the books.
Kid 1: Alright.
Kid 2: Can i get a check?
Waiter: Nah man. We Strait.

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Daniel Tosh - what does it mean?

A corn filled turd that is placed inside a semen filled condom, roasted lightly over an open spit and served as a sausage like meal. For best results season with dingleberries, penis mustard, furmunda cheese and garnish with a light sprinklin o' dehydrated amber colored piss.

Hans und Franz ordered two foot long Daniel Tosh's at this years Octoberfest.

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Daniel Tosh - meaning

A person who is popular for the sole purpose of being a complete douche.

Why would anyone want to be his friend!? He's such a Daniel Tosh!

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Daniel Tosh - definition

A sexual position in which two males 69 each other while another male pisses in their assholes.

example: Let's go Daniel tosh each other.

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Daniel Tosh - slang

A homosexual sex position in which 2 men bust their loads into a dead fish and insert it into eachother's rectum.

Text from Tom: Heeyy Daniel, wanna Tosh it up before the show?(;
Reply from Daniel Tosh: Ive been waiting ALL DAY for my midmorning satisfaction!

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Daniel Tosh

Comedy Central's newest, in-your-face comedian, who gives you the only reason to watch the network since Dave Chappelle moved to Crazyville and disappointed us all. He offends people in every walk of life, and graduated from UCF in Whorlando, Florida. His show, tosh.0, is amazingly funny, although most women do not agree with this because women have no sense of humor and would rather "keep up" with the Kardasians or watch grown adults play high schoolers and/or vampires on tv. Daniel Tosh is rather sexy, but this probably would not be true if he wasn't the funniest man ever. Daniel Tosh does not know this, but we will someday be married and make unbelievably attractive, offensive offspring.

I would do dirty, dirty things to Daniel Tosh.

(female) Who's that?

He's the sexiest, funniest man ever you Twilight-loving faghag!

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Daniel Tosh

The act of having sex with a week old dead cat filled with taco bell grade diareah and cock roaches while an arctic wolf mounts you and makes brutal love to your anus while riding on the hood of a school bus filled eight year old boys while a chimpanzee courteously grooms you and the wolf and then proceeds to inject the wolf with a testosterone needle.

Reporter: The Pope was recently caught performing a Daniel Tosh in Vatican City Monday morning, apparently after hitting the Blood of Christ a little too hard. Fortunately the wolf was unharmed but I can't say the same for the childrens' mental health.

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Daniel Tosh

An outrageously stereotypically white comedian from Omaha, Nebraska whose comedic act discusses a wide range of topics from cannibalism to sex to great knick knacks at Target as well as cracking on Dane Cook.

Daniel's Mom(At his funeral): "This is really awkward...but he said we wouldn't get the booty if we didn't do this..."

-Daniel Tosh

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