When someone wearing light coloured shorts proceeds to unwittingly shart blood bubbles from his farter. Unaware of this manstruatuon faux pas, he wanders around displaying a design which resembles the flag of Japan if you replaced the red dot with a cannelloni smashed by a baseball bat. Later you will find him lying face down on a bed, looking as if he’s just had his ring-piece destroyed by someone, who was at least polite enough to pull his shorts back up afterwards...

Does Big Geoff not realise he wandering around with a huge DaMarcus tomblob - shouldn’t someone tell him?

Nah I quite fancy pumping his bumhole later on anyway and there’s no need for him to change his shorts twice...

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Damarcus

Any loyal girl deserves a “DaMarcus”. Very quiet but doesn’t take any bullshit. Has the best head in the world. Best dick game in the world.

Girl:”I fell in love with DaMarcus quick😍”

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Damarcus

smart, ambitious, loves to take charge, he's a leader by all means. A family man, he will do anything for his family. Any girl would be lucky to have him he's a great provider. He's also a romancer and easy to fall in love the true meaning of one woman man.

Damarcus is the best hes such a family man

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Damarcus

The best nba player who gets mad hoes and he is not gay and his dick is the biggest if them all and the realist nigga ever

Damarcus is a goat

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