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What is DONKEY PUNCH?Man of chivalry and honor, immediately precedent to Don Quixote in the fonetic fon book. Don Quipunch (pron. don' kee punch, donkey punch) was shocked to learn from urbandictionary.com what his name was a homonym for. DONKEY PUNCH - videoDONKEY PUNCH - what is it?Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much. Besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn't cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having sex with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp. Men who talk big about "donkey punching some ho" are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay. What does "DONKEY PUNCH" mean?(Pertaining to the classic videogame Super Smash Bros.) When Donkey Kong unleashes his maximum power punch in the face of an opponent. Puncher: DONKEY PUNCH!!! DONKEY PUNCH - what does it mean?For anybody even remotely considering this stunt (adequately explained in the definitions) or for those who somehow think the idea of a donkey punch is amusing, I have the following opinion from a prosecutor at our local District Attorney's Office: Donkey punching is easily indictable as a serious felony on two counts. DONKEY PUNCH - meaningA sleazy sex move in which while the guy is taking the girl anally he punches her in the back of the head, making her ass or vagina contract. Kevin donkey punched me. What a fucking sleazebag! DONKEY PUNCH - definitionEvery hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit. I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault. DONKEY PUNCH - slangAn attack in Super Smash Bros.; To perform this move, you must wind up Donkey Kong's regular "B" button attack, and then unleash it on unsuspecting players. Aww fuck man, why do you always have to donkey punch me when i'm trying to get back on the edge?! DONKEY PUNCHwhen gettin down anal style punchin the spine of the girl you're with (not hard unless you're both into that shit) so her muscless contact for when you pop i cant think of an everyday sentance when youd mention it DONKEY PUNCHa sexual act (in the doggy style position) that involves punching your partner in the back of the neck just before you are about to cum, causing your partner to spasam giving you an intense awsome orgasam! Carl says to Patrice "i gave her a donkey punch last nite" DONKEY PUNCHWhile engaging in anal sex the male strikes the woman firmly and unannounced to the back of the head, this may cause an involuntary vagal nerve response of contractions most likely from both shock and the blow. this is a hard to research myth or legend that seems to have a life of its own. i think this is a poorly thought out act and potentially risky. it happened to me and i think it was the anticipatory build up that gave him the big orgasm. I had something like a dictal event. " yah out of the blue i Fed Ex'd Maddy a donkey punch.. she went like ULLK...and twitched ...it freaking took her like 30 minutes to rewire.. |
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