Megan Fox is DADS.....Or Jessica Simpson is DADS or.. Kyle Sandilands is DADS... Pete Doherty is DADS.. (Sorry to any fans for these celebs in advance)
Day After Drinking Shits
The horribly held together feces that erupts out of the anus the morning after a night of heavy drinking. These "DADS," usually comprised of mostly water and loose turd wannabes, are not pleasant and represent one of the many downfalls of drinking that one experiences the day after. A DADS ceremony can be held in the early morning til the dwindling hours of the evening...if one has the strength and courage to imprison a DADS for that long. To experience a DADS first hand, there are only two things one must do. Eat a healthy, carb-and-protein-filled diet and drink lots of mother nature's divine gift, alcohol.
*two roommates are sitting in their dorm room playing a casual video game of FIFA 15 when all of a sudden one stands up..
Roommate 1: "Dude...I'm about to have a DADS"
Roommate 2: "Good luck my friend."
Casey: "No, I better not. I drank an ass load of all kinds of stuff last night, and I don't want to keep docking to run to the restroom. I've the DADS really bad dude."