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What is Cupertino?
A modern-day, Gen-Z sex maneuver in which one person is clapping their partners’ cheeks (doggy-style) while simultaneously FaceTiming said partner. In this manner the partner who is doing the clapping can view the other’s face and the partner getting clapped is able to view themself getting clapped by the other.
Joe: Yo Nathan, did you get with that girl last night?
Nathan: Yeah bro, we tried out the Cupertino Clapchat.
Brandon: No way! I’ve always wanted to try that.
Sophia: *returns from Nathan’s house*
Katie: How was it?
Sophia: It was just an out of body experience.
Cupertino - meme gif
Cupertino - video
Cupertino - what is it?
The best micronational organization does more and more active than the Grand Unified Micronational.
It is sort of funny how there's a growing view that the Grand Unified Micronational is unprofessional, and now all Grand Unified Micronational candidates suddenly want to hold talks with the Cupertino Alliance.
What does "Cupertino" mean?
CUPERTINO
A Place Where AZN wangsta's roam free, with their "ecko" shirt they got half of on a Wall Mart sale.
Hell On EArth
A Place where people with a 3.4 and below, are outcasts in society, and people with 4.0 are just another average Joe.
while Visiting Please be sure to stop by the local RANCH 99, where the Azns brutally slaughter all types of animals from frogs to snakes. (what can i say there asians!). Where a Gas mask or air filter kuz this place smells like dead dogs, from all those chinese people eating them.
CUpertino= Hell on Earth (GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!)
Cupertino - what does it mean?
Cu·per·ti·no
1. A city of western California west of San Jose. It has an electronics industry. Population: 40,263.
2. A bubble full of sheltered kids
3. Often hang outs are Starbucks, Santa Clara Billiards, or Tapioca Express.
4. Three main rules:
a. Don't fuck with asian people
b. Don't fuck with the o.g.'s
c. Don't fuck with the asian o.g.'s
5. A gram of weed is $10-15
6. Lynbrook HS, Monta Vista HS, Cupertino HS, Homestead HS, Fremont HS
7. Keep peace
guy a: where you from man?
guy b: cupertino
guy a: where the fuck is that
guy b: my surburb ghetto.
Cupertino - meaning
The land of the non-Ghetto where kindergardeners run with 40 GIG iPods, elemetary schoolers compare helicopters and high schoolers don't have enough money for lunch.
"That's all? A voice activated locker? Check out my new Boeing 747!"
Cupertino - definition
A city in California (bay area) with 90% of people being asian.
Kids get anything and everything
Schools are hella smart
Most adults who livew here are either in the computer or medicine/pharmacy business
Cupertino is the only city where you need to know calculus when you attend elementary school
Cupertino - slang
An area of land where no one can drive, everyone lives for grades, and computers rule the earth.
A place that everyone from Asia wants to live, but no one that lives there wants to stay.
Cupertino
most boring place ever. there isn\'t even a friggin movie theater.
Damn, this place is so fuckin\' boring
Cupertino
The place where my dad went to HS after getting expelled from other schools.
THE HOME OF APPLE COMPUTER. YAY! I've been to Cupertino twice and counting.
There isn't much there except the headquarters of Apple, a great sushi place, and a few other notable things that I'm too lazy to note. (:
Cupertino is the ownage. I want to live there. =o
Cupertino
Figurative. A state of mind in which one is present in the here and now, experiencing life as good regardless of circumstance. It is always sunny and 85 in Cupertino. It's an attitude of gratitude and detachment. A sense of durable well being.
"I am in Cupertino!" "Let's meet me in Cupertino?"