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What is Cum laude?

The act of two floor hockey sticks vigorously attacking one another on a school gym floor. On occasion, the weilders of the sticks will shout the name out as a battlecry before/whilst and after the act.

"Today, some turd named *insert name here* decided that we shall perform the act of summa cum laude right in the middle of the gym floor."

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Cum laude - video

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Cum laude - what is it?

n. a load shot with such amazing size and force it is comparable to an eruption of magma from a volcano

I wish Peter North would shoot magna cum laudes into my plump ass.

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What does "Cum laude" mean?

to ejaculate with great force; to orgasm at a high pitch

She made me magna cum laude!

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Cum laude - what does it mean?

Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course.

Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fucked every chick in class... even the dogs!

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Cum laude - meaning

Actual definition: adj, adv; with great praise; with high honor
Practical definition: v. to ejaculate with much force, and to do so with high volume

He magna cum lauded all night long!

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Cum laude - definition

Derives from the latin language... meaning, with (highest) honor

One may receive this phrase on a diploma from college.

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Cum laude - slang

Latin for "Mega Cum Load". Used to describe exemplary prowess in cumshotting.

It says "Magna Cum Laude" on my resume. My cumshotting ability is a special skill that really makes me stand out from the competition.

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Cum laude

Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.

Hey Nate, wanna try one of my Suma Cum Laudes sometime?

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Cum laude

academic distinction.

Summa cum laude : the best
Magna cum laude : very good
Cum laude : good, but not that good.

I am so sapiosexual, I need a man who graduated cum laude

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Cum laude

cumming with great force and war cries

I need you to cum laude so the neighbors can hear, too.

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