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What is Crystal River?Half mullet heads, half gang bangers and the rest are npcs running around with suitcases Yo you go to Crystal River High School? What a bunch of npcs! Crystal River - videoCrystal River - what is it?A horrible school in Crystal River, FL. I hate you!!! Go to Crystal River middle school!!! What does "Crystal River" mean?Crystal river middle school is full of redneck who try to act black and a place full of racist teacher and fat men and sex offenders and a lot of judgy people MOM:Hey wanna go to Crystal River Middle School? Crystal River - what does it mean?Anything used to break into a home, vehicle, or business. ussualy a pair of bolt cutters, a slim jim, brick, or screwdriver. The bike I wanted was chained to a post, good thing I brought my Crystal River Credit Card because now the bike is mine. Crystal River - meaningA very nice looking school but has lots of sluts and fuck boys roaming around without protection located in a meth infested neighborhood. And all the teachers smoke before class.Also all the country kids fuck there relatives. Do you go to Crystal river high school. Crystal River - definitionCrystal River, a small town in West Central Florida is most known for their speed bumbs.. aka "manatees", the only thing fun to do there is boating.. but theres only one route. You can go to shell island, the shallows.. then do it all over again! They have a big top tent for a mall. A bunch of rednecks live there, they love to fish and mud. We have an awesome rails to trails..but you have to stop every 5 feet at the stop signs or you'll get ran over by a car. The only place to shop here is bealls, jc penny, or belk. They have underwater caves, but plently of people have died.. swim at your own risk. Home of the KKK. Crystal River is the Queen of Citrus County. CRHS rules Citrus and Lecanto in everything.. Hey we are the ones with the mall ;) Oh and this just in, Ft. Island Gulf Beach is now OK to swim in! ;) Crystal River Florida sucks so bad there are no exmaples. Crystal River - slangA Small Town with its main points being its tent mall and its nuclear power plant. Great places to waste time are the OP Parking Lot or Ft. Island Beach, be warned the beach may be radioactive. There is Nothing to do in this region and days may consist walking from the HS to the Mall and/or Going to the Mud Hole. Admiring the woods while holding Aluminium Cans is also enjoyable. There is no explaining Crystal River or Citrus County... Visiting it is not recommended. |
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