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What is Crystal Palace?

A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.

Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.

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Crystal Palace - video


Crystal Palace - what is it?

A way of telling someone that you are gay.

dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"

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What does "Crystal Palace" mean?

The best club to grace the earth

The best club in the world is Crystal palace

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Crystal Palace - what does it mean?

Blue and red team based in South East London .πŸ¦… Jordan Ayew to win the ballon’dor - goat πŸ† 🐐 Brighton to get relegated to league 1πŸ‘‡

The boy at school gets bullied for supporting Crystal Palace.

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Crystal Palace - meaning

The greatest team to support
The best fans, best players and the best jerk chicken in South London
We always beat our rivals and the Tik Tok admin is better than anyones

Crystal Palace are the best football team in London

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Crystal Palace - definition

This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.

"Hey guys, want to come in and try a Crystal Palace?"

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Crystal Palace - slang

Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.

"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"

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Crystal Palace

Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.

I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.

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Crystal Palace

Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.

Look at Crystal Palace knocking another goal past Brighton.

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Crystal Palace

The best party house in all of Las Cruces, and the United States. A magical place where the women are hot and the beer is cold. Beer pong and beer bongs are always available and the cops can't stop the party.

dude 1: Hey have you gone to the Crystal Palace?

dude 2: Yeah I got trashed there the other day.

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