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What is Crouch?To do "The Crouch" is to do a version of the robot dance. It got it's name following it's use by the professional footballer (soccer player for all you yanks) Peter Crouch who has taken it as his trademark goal celebration. What makes it different to the robot and has given it cult appeal is the size of Peter Crouch. The player is 6,6" tall and very slim so when he does the dance it makes for extra commical effect. "When Crouch scored last night did you notice everyone in the pub doing The Crouch too?" Crouch - meme gifCrouch - videoCrouch - what is it?A couch bought from IKEA that is no more than 1 foot off the ground. Damn this crouch, I can't see the tv now because my knees are in the way. What does "Crouch" mean?A gaming slang term for masturbation. Gamer1: Hey did you see pappy? He was crouching soooooo hard! Crouch - what does it mean?Refers to a group of douches. It is a portmanteau of the words crew and douche. A douche crew. Renzi and Perelman shouted in unison, "Look at that flock of arrogant pricks." Crouch - meaningA tall gangly young man who is known for his thin bloodedness as well as his extreme inablilty to pleasure women. Oh man, did you see Nate the other night, he totally pulled a Crouch when he couldn't get his bitch wet. Then he passed out because he can't hold his liquor. Crouch - definition1. The ebonics name for groinal area that rhymes with the word "couch". In the Ying Yang Twin's song "by myself" - Crouch - slangTo crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?" CrouchThe region between anus and testicles My Crouch itches. CrouchWhat you call your crotch when sitting on a couch. Sofas and love-seats also fall into the category of a couch. Be careful where you toss that remote, you almost hit me in my crouch. CrouchWhat an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower. John crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry VD infested penises in John's anus. |
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