What is Crotch Goblin?

A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.

Holy snap!! That crotch goblin is eating the leftovers of my underwear.

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Crotch Goblin - video

Crotch Goblin - what is it?

A baby who was birthed naturally through the mother.

She is a crotch goblin.

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What does "Crotch Goblin" mean?

Another term for children

Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin

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Crotch Goblin - what does it mean?

A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.

"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"

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Crotch Goblin - meaning

A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.

Today my crotch goblin must of been hungry because he cleaned my dick cheese really well.

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Crotch Goblin - definition

1. Pubic Lice

2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws

4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal

1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.

2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.

3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!

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