What is Crippling Depression?

Crippling depression is like that one birthmark you have… it stays with you forever, crippling depression is and will always be there, even when you’re “doing it” it’s there, when you just finished beating yo schmeat that post nut hit different cause crippling depression is there. The key word here is forever. Unlike your girlfriend. “Love is temporary …Crippling depression is for eternity” once said crippling depressed master oogway.

-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.

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Crippling Depression - video

Crippling Depression - what is it?

A saver condition of depression that doesn't allow someone to do daily tasks

Mother: have you taken out the trash yet
Son: no sorry I'm not in the right mind to do it right now I have crippling depression

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What does "Crippling Depression" mean?

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day

me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression

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Crippling Depression - what does it mean?

A type of mental disorder that often involves self-destructive impulses, suicidal thoughts, and lack of interest and the will to live that is, in contrast to normal depression, chronic and can very negatively affect the health of someone with such disorder.

Though it is not an actual category of depression recognized by medical institutions and experts, the phrase "I have crippling depression" has been popularized through a short video clip by the meme machine that has recently polluted the Internet community with vulgar trends (along with several other figures, who will be not mentioned due to the irrelevance to this topic), commonly known as idubbbz.

This phrase can be used to respond every and any type of question, statement, command, information, situation, or argument.

Peggy: "Did you hear that the Eiffel Tower was destroyed by dynamites from Uruguay?"
Gertrude: "I have crippling depression."

Lachlan: "Through this, I can assure you that the population of Easter Island mainly consists from the Dutch from Holland, the Irish from Ireland, and the Lapdancers from Lapland."
Donathan: " I have crippling depression."

Doverson: "This is just another pathetic attempt to be funny. This entire thing was all unfunny, you're just trying to make a funny Urban Dictionary entry on a dead meme. You're just hopeless. This is the cringiest thing..."
Jass: "I have crippling depression."

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Crippling Depression - meaning

A form a depression that is so bad, that many people take it as a joke or meme.

"Hey, did you see what Evan had posted?"
"What, his terrible meme about crippling depression?"
"Yeah!"

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Crippling Depression - definition

Crippling Depression takes the will of ice staking away from an organism.

This mental disease, may cause you to say things like, " I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!" to your boyfriend/husband