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What is Crime Scene?
When you are having sex and choking a girl to enhance her orgasm but accidently choke her too long and she suffocates. Instead of stopping you blow your load on her face leaving your DNA evidence for the police. If she does not die it's called attempted murder.
Dude I was having sex with this girl and I turned it into a crime scene. Will you post bail for me?
Crime Scene - video
Crime Scene - what is it?
The aftermath of a heavy night of drinking followed by a violent puke session with blatant disregard for location.
Often the mess is left for dead.
That was one hell of a crime scene you left.
What does "Crime Scene" mean?
"I'm so into crime scene, I carry my girlfriend's tampons around with me."
Crime Scene - what does it mean?
What a chick would say instead of "rubbing one out" when it's that time of the month.
That was one hell of a crime scene. I'm so relaxed now, I think I'll take a nap.
Crime Scene - meaning
The act of having sex while a woman is on her period.
“Sorry Brianna, I won’t be crime-scening you tonight. I just washed the sheets”
Crime Scene - definition
A place where there is lots of visible evidence of the presence of a filthy tart that has come on and doesn't clean up after herself. Whether this be bedsheets soaked in menstral blood, or more common to find, a ladies loo with pints of blood on the walls, bog and floor and bloody bog roll blocking the bog itself.
That skanky hoe hella left a crime scene in the bog last night. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.
Crime Scene - slang
When your buddy passes out after getting shit-faced, and you use your own dick to trace a penis on his forehead.
Parker got fucked up and passed out on the kitchen table so Danny is in there crime scening his dumb ass.
Crime Scene
Having sex when with a girl on her period. The sheets are bloody.
Last night you left a hell of a crime scene in my bed. My sheets are tie-dyed.
Crime Scene
When you are having sex with a girl with the lights off and you think she is super wet for you, but then when it's over you get up and turn on the lights, and it looks like someone was murdered in your bed because she was on her period. CSI in that bed!
Last night I was boning Emily and and I thought she was super wet, but then when I turned on the lights it looked like a crime scene.
Crime Scene
The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!
Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....