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What is Cow Tipping?
When you get dumped by a fat chick, or a chick who is just a cow in general.
"Dude, E just got dumped by his gf."
"Who was his gf?"
"Her" *points to chick across the room*
"Dude, he got cow tipped."
Cow Tipping - video
Cow Tipping - what is it?
The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
What does "Cow Tipping" mean?
The act of defacating on a bed an pushing your partner onto it. Then you proceed to have sex with them
Cow Tipping is disgusting
Cow Tipping - what does it mean?
v. 1. to push a cow over to the ground while it sleeps, but this is difficult to do because cows do not sleep while standing.
v. 2. when you're having sex with a fat girl in bed, and you (accidentally or on purpose) push her off the bed and she falls.
When you push a fat chick off the bed, that's cow tipping.
Cow Tipping - meaning
When your fucking a really fat girl from behind and when you finish you push her over.
i was cow tipping this girl and she fell off the bed.
Cow Tipping - definition
When a thin male has sex with a abnormally large female.
"Hey Tom, how was cow tipping last night?"
Cow Tipping - slang
When your fucking a really fat girl from behind and when you finish you push her over.
i was cow tipping this girl and she fell off the bed.
Cow Tipping
when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.
Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.
Cow Tipping
When you are fucking a fat girl and you are about to bust so you tip her on her side and jizz on her.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you up for cow tipping some bitch?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!
Cow Tipping
Going out and hitting on the largest girl in the bar. The goal is to get her interested so that she starts buying shots for you and her until she "tips over." This activity is great when you are bored and want to keep your tab low.
Ever since the Lambdas got kicked off campus they have been going downtown to go cow tipping every weekend.
That guy from the new Gamma fraternity tried to go cow tipping the other night but forgot he drinks like a fairy and ended up getting drunk and going home with her.