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What is Country bumpkin?Getting head from a baby cow while taking a shit in an out-house When his aunty sent Jim-Bob to collect eggs he would sneek a country bumpkin in the out-house behind the barn. Bessa would complain but he liked it when he got his jimmy jostled. Country bumpkin - videoCountry bumpkin - what is it?Contrary to modern belief a country bumpkin can, in fact, spell and they are also articulate members of society. Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female: My woman is the best that I ever had or could ever hope to have. What does "Country bumpkin" mean?Relatives who have sex with each other in a barn. Billy Bob Podunk and Bobby Sue Podunk are country bumpkin! Country bumpkin - what does it mean?a person who is usually from the south, maybe the houston area, that wears countryesque plaid shirts and horse boots me: jurphy, you are the definition of a country bumpkin Country bumpkin - meaningbig bellied, long haired, untrimmed bearded, fat-so that works at a factory 1/2 the year, laid off the rest of the time. Spends his evenings eating dinner on a TV tray watching TV in the front room. His unemployed wife's 3 kids, with 3 different daddies, eating dinner with their hands in the kitchen. Leaving the dirty dishes to pile up in the sink until they run out, or until she has time to rinse them off. Has many rusty vehicles surrounding the house, but only one runs. My ex-husband is a country bumpkin. Country bumpkin - definition- someone usually from the midwest, whom lives in a small town but does not live on a farm and do all that labor. usually on the poorer side.. but have a very posative view on life. -umm myself and others from the small iowa town we live in Country bumpkin - slangA word often used by a person outside the southern region to define people from the South "You from Tennessee?? So you a country bumpkin." Country bumpkinA hardworking person who lives outside town and speaks with a long, soft Southern drawl. And I said "Hello country bumpkin, how's the frost out on the pumpkin? I've seen some sights and man you're something. Where'd you come from country bumpkin?" Country bumpkinNot to be confused with all southerns, a country bumpkin is a shameless motherfucker. Typically from the North Georgia mountain area, whose only concern is their last pack of eagle 20s cigarettes and whatever discount they can get at the local Chinese buffet. They work at Walmart, they shop at Walmart, and they smell of Walmart Some country bumpkin almost ran me the fuck over in their sea foam green Chevy pickup truck Country bumpkinSomeone that is sheltered from modern society by being from the sticks. Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies is a country bumpkin. |
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