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What is Coughers?

A girl who farts from the vagina. Also used as a nickname for a gross or disgusting girl.

EW! Did you just wondercough??

She's a Wonder Cougher.

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Coughers - video


Coughers - what is it?

An individual who has become so lame that they are prone to spontaneous fits of cock regurgitation. The length (Cl), quantity (Cq), and girth of the cocks (Cg), in addition to regurgitation frequency (Rf) is mathematically correlative to the degree of lameness represented by said cock cougher.

CF = Cq * ((Cl * Cg) + Rf) where CF represents the overall cock factor.
Lamness then is a simple correlation: LAME = CF^2

Mike: I think I'm going to pass on snowboarding this weekend
Everyone Everywhere: What a cock cougher!

Mush: That cock cougher snaked me in the park.
Thad: I deduce that he cougheth the cock.

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What does "Coughers" mean?

Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.

Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.

"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."

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Coughers - what does it mean?

A dickhead that coughs on other people because he/she thinks it is funny, while knowing to be having the corona virus.

1. Peter is coughing on the police while knowing that he has the corona virus, he is being scentenced to jail as a corona cougher.
2. A dickhead that thinks, that he is going to die from the corona virus. So as a sollution he coughs on other people.

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Coughers - meaning

A Person who sucks dick so much they cough cum

Paris Hilton is such a cum cougher

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Coughers - definition

a person who sucks dick so much they cough cum

Paris Hilton is a Cum Cougher

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Coughers - slang

a person who subconsciouy coughs when they are in a situation that makes them unconfortable. often coughers are government officials who dont know what to say when asked a question. but can also be a person who doesnt get out much and when they do they dont know what to do.

Reporter: Sir, can you comment on the current situation in Nort Korea?

Gov' Person: *cough* *cough* umm *cough* sorry i have a bad cold, the current situation is slighty unstable but we are in control.

Reporter: *whispers to guy next to him* hes a cougher i can tell.

hot girl in club: hey there whats your name?

geek who lives with mom: *cough* my name *cough* is Martin.

hot girl: thats cool, my names Candy.

geek: *cough* cool *cough*

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Coughers

inhaling too much pot smoke in a fashion that makes you cough

"Dude that was a cougher"

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Coughers

A large hit of pot which makes you cough & really gets the THC into your lungs (often done intentionally).

I'm gonna take another hit, and this one's gonna be a cougher.

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Coughers

Someone who coughs on people.

Dale: *Coughs on Bill.
Bill: Why you cough on me. You're a dumb cougher!

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