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What is Cornwallis?
when you take a corn covered shit on someone's chest or face.
i cornwallised your mama last night.
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Cornwallis - video
Cornwallis - what is it?
A nicer place then anywhere else in the UK. A minimum level of chavs, lots of fit girls, a great place to live. The main downside is the 'emmets' who come down with there chavvy mates on holiday.
Wow, Cornwall sure is nicer than anywhere else in the UK!
What does "Cornwallis" mean?
The Lost Celtic Country,It is not an EnglishCountyas the anglo-saxon conspiracy woiuld have you believe. It is the DUCHY of Cornwall.Closely related to their cousins the Welsh{Cymru}and the Bretons in Brittany western Franceand second cousins to the Irish Eire,the Manx and of course the Scottish Alba Those who chose to ridicule this ancient race are simply jealous usually Anglo saxons, that Foreign Germanic race who do not belong on these islands(Ever notice that ALL the Celtic Lands are Outstandingly Beautiful Whilst England is mostly bland flat featureless wasteland?) and no! I am not Cornish but i am a Celt
ps, This before some smart arse(saxon)posts an entry gushing lyrically about The Lake District being a gorgeous part of England .Well Sorry to kick you in the Germanic Bollocks once again BUT you see Cumbria is also Celtic so piss off back to the Low Countries.
Cornwall is Great. Fantastic People and Great Pasties oh and marvelous Beaches ,Good Weather
Cornwallis - what does it mean?
Bit at bottom of UK that looks like an Elephants trunk. historically a country in it's own right, similar to Wales, except the people aren't so stuck up their asses, and speak English to you, with minimal strange looks. The Cornish name for Cornwall is Kernow.
I went surfing in Cornwall, and got hammered on Scrumpy and the local Skunk weed they grow there... it rocked!
Cornwallis - meaning
To "accidentally" ejaculate semen into a partner's nose via one or both nostrils.
Man, Owen totally Cornwalled that girl. She was blowing cum out her nose for hours.
Cornwallis - definition
Quite possibly the greatest place on the planet, this is reflected by British Tourist industry figures. More people from the UK go to Cornwall on holiday then fly abroad. Problem is, we don't want you here. We live in a beautiful place far far away from the North East or any crime-rife cities and we, the Cornish people would like to keep it that way.
Nothing pisses me off more than not being able to surf because of the sheer volume of pastey-white bodies on the beach and in the water. Really, stay at home this summer, we'll like you a lot more for it.
'Bloody Emmets! You can't move for them' (Emmet being a derogatory term for a holiday maker, it has its origins in the Cornish word for 'ant'
Cornwallis - slang
one who willingly surrenders to an act of self-degradation, generally through the act of desperate, rigid sexual contact
Thomas: "I heard that Marcia from accounting showed up at Martin's for the GBW."
Richard: "That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, she is definitely a Cornwallis."
"Make love to me, William. I am your Cornwallis."
"You certainly know how to set the mood, Patrick."
"I know. Now grab the whips and chains."
Gentleman, steer clear of Paris. She is not only the crustacean transportation but also a Cornwallis...the city, I mean.
Cornwallis
used to describe a person, place, thing, event, action that seemingly makes little to no sense, whatsoever; can be used to describe retardedness; describes someone whom has surrendered to their stupidity
Dude, that guy is so drunk that he's spilling beer on everyone! That's Cornwallis as shit, bro.
Man, that girl's #yolo attitude is gonna land her straight at the schmeschmorsion clinic. Total Cornwallis, she is.
Cornwallis
When you set a picture of Cornwallis on your friend's phone background.
"Dude, did you just Cornwallis me?"
Yeah, dude, I Cornwallis'd you.
Cornwallis
The man who lost america for Britain. Almost as much of an idiot as Neville Chamberlain.
Cornwallis was one of the worst Britons ever. He should have joined France.