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What is Cornballer?
Colin is a fuckin cornball
Cornballer - meme gif
Cornballer - video
Cornballer - what is it?
Look at this dude, what a fuckin cornball
What does "Cornballer" mean?
Comes from the word corn(y), a cornball is a corny person.
Person 1: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Person 2: I don't know?
Person 1: Because 7, 8 (ate), 9
Person 2: Your suck a cornball
Cornballer - what does it mean?
CornBall not to be confused with cornball. Cornball is a lesser known sport played by around 100-200 people. The sport involves dropping your saggy nutsack into a pot of boiling water. Why? You may ask. Well it is very simple. If you want to cook some tasty corn on the cob you “throw that bitch” in some hot bubbling water. Thus results in the sport being named CornBall. This is probably one of the most dangerous sports in the entire world so I personally do not recommend playing it unless you have “balls of steel”
Me and the boys just finished playing CornBall, you guys care to join for round 2?
Cornballer - meaning
a wack person, someone who thinks their cool, freshmen, dork, etc.
That kid thinks hes cool b/c he is late to class, what a cornball
Cornballer - definition
adj. Of a cheesy, corny, and otherwise over-the-top feelgood nature.
Virtually any inspirational quote that makes you shudder.
From the third Kerry and Bush debate:
In the Oval Office there's a painting by a friend of Laura and mine named -- by Tom Lea. It's a West Texas painting, a painting of a mountain scene. And he said this about it -- he said," Sarah and I live on the east side of the mountain. It's the sunrise side, not the sunset side. It's the side to see the day that is coming, not to see the day that is gone." I love the optimism in that painting because that's how I feel about America.
-G. W. Bush
"The patriotic music in political ads is so cornball."
Cornballer - slang
A dangerous machine invented and marketed by George Bluth Sr. on the hit show Arrested Development. The machine makes fried treats called cornballs.
Mexican guard: Cornballer....
George Sr: Si! Cornballer!
George Michael: That's a little cornball
Michael: I don't mind
Cornballer
A cornball ass nigga is a nigga that does cornball shit. He says dumb shit, wears dumb shit, does dumb shit, looks like a dumb shit. He don’t got shit to offer except a little kernel family. Might even touch his feet then let ya smell his hands.
“THE MAN NAMED B-MAN was a small kernel in a big cornfield that grew into a cornball”
Cornballer
Hot girls who claim to be corny by wearing worn out, slightly see through, stretched out vintage tee shirts.
I'm totally a gross cornballer today and guys still keep checking me out!
Cornballer
A Cornballer is a corny harmless person unskilled in the art of conversation that talks excessively.
Cornballers tend to talk and talk about something no one cares about without allowing any one else to contribute to the conversation.
Cornballers monopolize social situations and usually tend to tell long stories about things you are completely un-interested in. They especially like to talk about themselves or things that have happened to other people you have never met.
Cornballers are usually co-workers, classmates, neighbors ect that do not have many friends.
If you are stuck listing to someone and you just wish they would shut up and leave you alone you have been cornballed.
If a Cornballer is spotted he or she is almost always avoided.
Any person that makes you wish you were not talking to them is a Cornballer.
Any person that’s talking to you that you just don’t have the heart to tell to shut up or walk away from is a Cornballer.
Rick Moranis’ character from the Movie Ghost Busters is a Cornballer. He always tries to cornball Sigourney Weaver's character whenever he sees her.