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What is George Michael?
The act of walking or driving by a large group of people Blasting George Michael's Careless Whisper.
Guy 1: i just got some subwoofers put into the Bronco
Guy 2: alright lets go George Michael-ing around town
George Michael - video
George Michael - what is it?
Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.
(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”
What does "George Michael" mean?
Whenever a george micahel song is played, something dies in the world
God damn is he gay, it killed my cat
George Michael - what does it mean?
Slag term used to refer to uncomfortable levels of heat, the term refers to said temperatures being "Wham" (Warm) and is thus referred to as "George Michael".
Can also be shortened to "George"
It's a bit George Michael in here lads, I'm going to open a window
George Michael - meaning
He may be homosexual, he may have been charged with an act of lewdness, but the man's musical talent shoots all of the negativity down in flames.
He is an amazing songwriter and singer, he done such great pieces of music, particularly in his solo career, and he remains one of the most influential figures in Britsh music today.
Great songs include 'As', the duet he did with Mary J. Blige, 'Fast Love', 'Outside' and many more.
George Michael - definition
Best personality ever on the best sitcom ever, Arrested Development. He has a crush on his cousin (but its OK because she is really hot). He is not to be confused with the Singer-Songwriter guy who keeps getting busted for drugs by the police.
After Michael finds out George Michael was trying to buy pot for Buster:
Michael: Your Uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?
George Michael: No. No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
Michael: Yeah, that makes sense.
George Michael - slang
To have your period
Comes from modern cockney rhyming slang
George Michael - Cycle
dude: hey babe, fancy getting it on?
chick: can't babe, george has come for a visit
or
bird: George Michael has arrived for his monthly stay
bloke: I don't usually trust anything that bleeds for 5 days 7 doesn't die....... but I don't care, GET YOUR KNICKERS OFF
George Michael
Bum sex that's so good it should have been in the papers.
OMFG, last night was totally 'George Michael' quality!
George Michael
Peter: "I reckon my work Christmas party will be gash."
Victoria: "It might not be, have a little George Michael."
George Michael
The best singer to ever set foot on this planet, very charitable, has a heart of gold, genius songwriting abilities, and a voice so perfect it makes you forget your own name.
Person A: Why are you going to your car with your perfectly okay smelling shirt and this huge slab of cash?
Person B: Well, I thought it was about time I did a George Michael.