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What is Conkers?
"To play conkers with your testicles"
The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.
"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"
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Conkers - video
Conkers - what is it?
Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.
Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!
What does "Conkers" mean?
Short for Conker's Bad Fur Day, one of the best video games for the nintendo 64. It has a great 1 player mode and tons of 2 player minigames such as War, Deathmatch, Beach, Colors, etc. Tons of fun with 4 people, invite your friends over!
"I'm going to play some Conker's. Wanna come?"
Conkers - what does it mean?
I banged my conkers on the crossbar of my bike
Conkers - meaning
When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.
In that confident and happy state.
Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.
Another word for tipsy.
"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"
Conkers - definition
The act of slapping a used tampon on someones face... swinging it like a conker fight.
Ali has just come on and took Chris by surprise by conkering him with her tampon.
Conkers - slang
A British term for the fruit/seed of a horse chestnut tree. Commonly called a chestnut.
Can also refer to the game called 'conkers' played using the chestnuts in which two opponents attempt to shatter the other's conker. The conkers are both suspended on a length of string and the players take turns to swing at the other's. The player with the conker last remaining on its string is the winner.
Young Boy 1: "Ouch man, you hit my finger!"
Young Boy 2: "Well that's the inherent risk of playing conkers my friend. You know what you signed up for!"
Conkers
a game played in British schools.
Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.
Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.
I've got a ten time winning conker
Conkers
The most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.
My name is Conker. Insert movie parody here.
Conkers
Another form of Crazy
Also worth mentioning Conker the Squirrel.
Dan: Hey, did you hear about the lacrosse game? USA beat England.
John: No way! That's Conkers!